Today, after being the only person in my house to remain flu-free...

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2018 18:34

Today, after being the only person in my house to remain flu-free for an entire week, I woke up barely alive. I have an interview for a promotion in three hours. FML

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Socomsnake 11

Friday 26 January 2018 5:28

Yeah the flu is horrible this year. I caught the flu on the 10th and I'm still sick with pneumonia. Take care of yourself first and foremost

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Socomsnake 11

Friday 26 January 2018 5:28

Yeah the flu is horrible this year. I caught the flu on the 10th and I'm still sick with pneumonia. Take care of yourself first and foremost

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