By malnourishedstudent - 08/06/2016 08:38 - United States - Palm Coast
The Top
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Long John
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By ThePaaaaaain - 05/10/2018 19:38
Zivc tells us more.
Close to the edge
By itssomething - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Netherlands - Utrecht
Group discussion
By ThatSped - 18/02/2016 03:22 - Canada - Moncton
Customers from hell
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
When your body can't handle your skills
By Lewis - 01/02/2019 00:30 - France - Paris
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By katinka - 24/04/2017 18:11
attak_fml tells us more.
Hey guys! OP here. First of all: yay, one of my submissions finally made it! So, to clear some things up: 1. The fml is obviously about me being embarrassed to death that this happened. I wanted to make a good first impression and I was so nervous and I forgot to put the cup away. It's defiantly not about me thinking she made an unreasonable request or anything. 2. The cup was emptied and thoroughly cleaned. I had left it on the edge of the sink to dry off before putting it away and I accidentally forgot about it. She saw that and was fine with touching it, so it wasn't really something disgusting, just a very, very unfortunate thing to happen on our very first day of living together. 3. This happened a while ago, and neither I or my roomie think it's a big deal. We're both fine with, you know, women occasionally not covering up all evidence of having their period once in a while. It was just incredibly embarrassing and awkward when it happened, but now we're all good! :) Cheers!
By Ted - 06/06/2019 18:00
By Anonymous - 08/10/2015 01:47 - United States - Woodbridge
By themysteriousfox - 01/06/2017 12:35 - United Kingdom - Sheffield
themysteriousfox tells us more.
OP here.. What happened was it was a family party and my boyfriend got so insanely drunk me, him, and his sister decided to walk home. His sister decided to wander off in the opposite direction and he kept walking towards his house prompting me to stop in the middle and shout at him to wait so I could get his younger sister. Then he got mad and told me to go away and locked me out. He couldn't even remember anything that happened the next day apologized profusely. I managed to get inside because his aunt found me standing outside getting ready to climb the fence into their driveway and knock on the door and brought me back to her house. I should have probably had a backup if something like this were to happen but live and learn I guess. I'm only 19 so as far as experiences go I'm still a beginner. Other than that my visits been great at least!
By Ishowet - 31/05/2017 12:00 - United States - Hialeah
Monday Morning Blues
By Anonymous - 01/07/2019 14:00
Small world, huh?
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Maidenhead
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By ballthlete - 06/09/2015 04:55 - United States - Edmond
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By professionalmedicineman - 11/08/2016 19:25 - United States - Arlington
Going out of business? It's a matter of life and death!
By Prepper? - 06/12/2017 01:30
That's kinda handy!
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By drpepperking10 - 02/07/2016 23:27 - United States
Her plan!
By "Tarun Kumar" - 03/12/2019 14:00
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OP here :) Had to make an account to say - thank you! Talked to my mother and it seems she also has her nerve pinched at the elbow so I guess I inherited it. Unfortunately, looking at my chosen field :P And I've already spent 3 years studying, I am definetly NOT giving up now just because of some stupid uncooperative arm. Also because university here is free, but only if you finish it on the first try. You get one extra year if you want to change fields or fail a year or whatever, but that's it. Everything else you have to pay. Unfortunately I already spent my extra year due to unrelated medical reasons. Oh well...