By He Hates Me... - 21/10/2015 00:15 - United States - Ogden
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One more reason to quit
By SowhatshouldIdo - 16/05/2017 05:00 - Turkey - Istanbul
Cheesy delight
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By alison89430 - 05/12/2016 22:35 - United States - Birmingham
Wanker!
By EmbarrassedBather - 09/06/2019 00:00
Good to know
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Mississauga
Bullet dodged?
By Guy - 28/09/2015 18:49 - Romania - Bucharest
Spooking cats
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
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By mmlncwdr - 14/08/2016 19:08
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By Looking4ajob - 19/07/2016 03:47 - United States - Jackson
By boopingsnoot - 04/12/2017 19:42
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1. I work at a vet 2. I was busy bathing a very fluffy dog 3. I was really thirsty when I got done, that I took a good chug of coffee before the taste difference caught my attention 4. I am somehow an ungrateful hypocrite for being upset and for not being 100% the next day at work ?
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By r1has - 29/06/2016 20:01 - Pakistan - Rawalpindi
r1has tells us more.
For everyone telling me to break my fast, had it actually been a problem and had I actually been sick, I would have broken it. But since I'm on summer vacation, I fell asleep, making it a lot easier to deal with. So while I was really hungry, it wasn't a health risk. I checked. God doesn't want you to kill yourself, just feel the pain of the poor and needy. And #3 pregnant women, menstruating women, nursing mothers, old people, sick people, kids e.t.c aren't supposed to fast. They can either make them up later or give in charity, if they are able to. If they aren't then no big deal. Plus puking, bleeding or fainting automatically breaks your fast, so even if I had gotten dizzy, I would have broken it. It was just kind of a miserable day because I get kinda pissy when I'm hungry, and I was snapping right and left. Thankfully my family understood, and made sure I woke up and had food the next day
By Reek - 22/06/2016 14:29 - United States
By honeybunny90 - 28/12/2013 08:23 - United States - Richmond
Good job!
By Anonymous - 11/04/2020 20:00
Get the message
By Confession - 16/05/2016 02:07 - Belgium
By arrow - 30/07/2018 19:00
Busted
By katydid91 - 01/07/2020 05:51
katydid91 tells us more.
OP here! I work in the healthcare field and am back at work. We have a no more than 3 coughing spells per hour rule in place, so a gassy day for me is a dangerous day.
You're so vain, you probably think this FML is about you
By Anonymous - 02/07/2020 20:06
More issues than Vogue
By Anonymous - 04/07/2020 20:00
By nerp - 29/03/2016 19:44 - Canada - Toronto
By Ellamare - 11/02/2016 04:13 - United States - Flint
IDontKnowWhoIAm04 tells us more.
Hey, it's OP here! Thank you for all the positive and supportive comments. Basically the story goes, we moved into a neighborhood a few months back, and our neighbor had been talking about needing some work done on her house because of lighting issued when we were all first introduced. I knew he dropped by once while I was at work to check out her lights, but he had never previously given me any reason not to trust him. So this came as a surprise to me when he revealed it to me, I guess he just somehow assumed I knew and I just didn't care. So yeah, there goes the end of a 3 year relationship. I guess all I can say now is good riddance to bad love.
Family values
By Anonymous - 19/09/2009 04:55 - United States
Ace Of Spades
By MetalisLife - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
By Emma - 05/01/2016 03:08 - United Kingdom - Rawtenstall
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Hey, OP here! I can't believe this got published! These comments are great, I've been laughing for the last 20 mins. So to clear things up a bit, no 8 hours on less than 3 hours of sleep is not that bad, to an adult, I am 16 and have an anxiety disorder. The pills I take make me extremely drowsy, and I also happened to have a three hour practice that same night. I went directly from work to practice so the 3 Red Bulls were necessary. I will not be doing that again in the near future seeing as I could feel my heart beating in my chest all afternoon. And before I go, I did love it?? thanks everyone for the comments!