By 3rdWheel1stBorn - 23/03/2018 19:00
The Top
By Avocadopurse - 01/05/2018 16:54
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Leave me alone
By TordNorski - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Mission Viejo
By BritishDates - 22/08/2018 13:00
Gotcha
By Embarassed - 23/11/2012 06:14 - United States - Kent
Yada yada yada
By howtobesingle - 07/04/2016 02:45 - Norway - Oslo
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By SebastianMiko - 09/11/2012 07:18 - Canada - Calgary
Healthcare or not?
By Garcia2284 - 13/09/2018 13:00
Tough love
By Anonymous - 09/08/2020 05:01
Source?
By Anonymous - 17/02/2016 13:16 - Canada - Brossard
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By someone euthanize me - 16/01/2016 08:17
Ammo
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By Dhagiik - 24/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Oak Park
By unemployed-dude - 08/12/2015 06:17 - Australia - Vermont
Classy dude
By tw@ - 28/09/2014 15:30 - United Kingdom - Watford
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By cutsiecurliee - 05/11/2015 19:21 - United States - San Francisco
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Hey guys OP here! I asked the little girl if that was her parents and she nodded but 911 told me they were still sending an officer to be 100% sure that everything was accurate. The parents completely understood and were totally fine because they were glad I cared and took action. :)
Good one, dude
By poop hands - 20/12/2016 03:50 - United States - Salt Lake City
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By Disconnected - 16/05/2017 12:00
Pay up
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By NewUsername - 05/12/2016 09:39 - United States - Sonora
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Hi guys, OP here! Now that I have more space I'll explain a bit more. I was with my friend and she had left a bit earlier to get snacks and the man moved for her. When I left about 10 minutes later (I asked the woman next to me to please save our seats) the movie theater was really crowded. My friend and I were about 6 seats from the edge, so not too many people had to shift out of our way thankfully. Of course, as in the FML, I tripped and accidently fell on top of him, and he made his comment. Anyway, I brushed it off, taking it as a joke, and went about my day. After I used the restroom, I met my friend as she was heading back into the theater and I told her what happened. She called him a creep but didn't think anything of it either. Since she was holding the giant popcorn I let her go in front of me and the man on the end moved for her. When I went to go by, he moved back to where he was, blocking my way once again. As I stood in the walkway, I nicely asked him to move but he only laughed. "Nah, climb over me again. It was fun last time." That's when he pissed me off and I pushed his legs out of the way to force my way by. He just laughed and watched me as I walked back to my seat. Certainly not the worst thing to ever happen, but still quite an uncomfortable situation to be in!
By lovedoesnotexist - 24/09/2015 11:52 - Belgium
By Freebie - 17/06/2017 06:00 - United States - Altoona
Twit to who
By Hooty - 02/09/2015 21:52 - United States - Groveton
Don't bother
By TomorrowMaybe - 08/10/2016 16:29 - Denmark - Frederiksberg
By Screamslikeagirl - 27/09/2016 19:17 - United States - Union City
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OP here! A few things: the gift certificate was given to my mother, who gave it to me. It was not a gift-giving occasion she was trying to cop out of, she simply found it in a box one day and thought I'd get better use of it. The real fun was that a completely different hotel took over this one and continued to use the same phone number, so it took nearly 20 minutes with a very confused guest service rep to figure out what had happened! It turns out my mother had had the gift certificate for ELEVEN YEARS (she's military and that's how long it's been since she lived in our hometown). We all had a good laugh, and she offered to pay for a hotel, since we'd been planning on using it for a trip home.