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By madden2014 - 19/09/2013 22:23 - United States - Los Gatos
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OP here. For those of you who are curious, I work at a public high school teaching English. The class of interest here was my Advanced Placement English Literature and Composition class (made up of SENIORS). The issue came up because a sample practice objective test I passed out had referenced some biblical stories and a couple of students had questions on it. He still thinks Solomon is in one of his Pokémon games.
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Stuck
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Back in fashion (Oppenheimer dolls not so much)
By JGarz - 10/10/2015 07:21 - United States - Tucson
It's not a cult, I swear
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Back to black
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By Lucachoo - 26/07/2015 00:22 - United States - San Francisco
J'accuse !
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By Anonymous - 24/09/2009 02:01 - United States
dragonlady1406 tells us more.
For the record I work Night Audit, it was 5:50am. The poor man requested a 6:45am wake up call so he could attend his conference. There was no one else available to help the guest. During training two months ago I'd been told 'Customer Service' was 'everything'. Strangely I thought I was doing the right thing. Especially considering one of my official duties is to leave the desk to deliver folio's (bill's) to be placed under the doors of departing guests. As for the 'grammar police' I said 'a injured guest' rather than 'an injured guest' to indicate an individual person, rather than imply I had multiple injured people staying at the hotel were I work.
My boy
By NeverEscaping - 03/02/2013 00:52 - Canada - Edmonton
By colorfun - 18/05/2015 03:38 - United States - Noblesville
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It was advertised as an event for children. The guy running the event refused to pay for the professional princesses when they showed up, ready to perform. I think he intended on scamming everyone since he had the other slutty costumes on hand. The whole thing was a disaster! Police were called, parents were screaming obscenities and threats, etc. My local news station just finished running the story.
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Thanks, Dad
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The betrayal!
By Jessica - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
Big deal
By Like mother like daughter - 24/02/2015 22:25 - United States - Aurora
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Mucus factory
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
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Hey fellas, quick clarification. When he said what he said I just blurted out laughing, because to me it obviously was a joke. Further confirmation would have either ruin the joke or ruin sex with him forever. He may have very well been a mother-****** but I wouldn't need to know, as we're not dating each other. That being said, I'm positive it's humor, and any humor is a good laugh to me if you appreciate the other person's intension to make you happy. I did forbid him to say that again in bed though; it'll just be creepy a second time. Thanks for you comments :) we had a good laugh.