By Vandrefalk - 01/03/2012 00:09 - Norway
The Top
Half beard
By ihatemylife - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Naperville
By anonymous - 22/04/2011 05:20
Awkward soundtrack
By Byron fiddles - 24/02/2009 11:57 - Hungary
Jerk
By GogglesGoggles - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
By thedd - 18/08/2009 04:44 - United States
By singleandheartbroken - 17/08/2009 12:04 - Australia
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By Anonymous - 25/03/2015 12:23 - United States - Woodbridge
By KennyDidIt - 09/12/2012 13:18 - United States - Grand Bay
By Anonynonynon - 13/02/2015 19:05 - United States - Kansas City
By Ulysse - 01/01/2009 19:09 - United Kingdom
By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 14:39 - United States
With friends like these…
By marz88 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By CapnCrunchKat - 09/05/2014 06:06 - United States - Dover
CapnCrunchKat tells us more.
OP here. I don't have time to reply to every single comment, so here's the answers to all of your questions: 1. I was there because I was shopping. I work retail. Duh. "Store manager". 2. I resigned four months ago, with this manager witnessing. Also, I'm not a "he". Lol.
By Anonymous - 10/10/2009 04:25 - United States
By Anonymous - 07/04/2014 23:24 - United States - Pleasantville
A tale as old as time
By I'm_Not_Interested - 06/07/2015 05:30 - United States - Reno
By BudmaudeY - 31/03/2011 20:53 - Sweden
Relevant to my interests
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - New Zealand - Auckland
By Disney - 18/02/2011 22:29 - United States
By Mikabe - 14/02/2011 18:51 - Sweden
Lying bastard
By dwellswithin - 20/07/2009 22:00 - United States
By littlekellilee - 07/10/2013 16:20 - Canada - Fredericton
littlekellilee tells us more.
Thanks for the kind words towards my cat, she's feeling much better! The comments were all hilarious! I think he was just still feeling sensitive about the fight because he apologized shortly after and admitted to acting crazy. I think I'll probably keep him around, he's a pretty good guy usually and definitely hasn't done this before. I'll keep an eye out though. Thanks everyone!
By megxox - 16/07/2009 07:26 - Canada
meg_xox tells us more.
So this is my FML (and I'm pretty overjoyed that it actually got accepted), but to everyone who is talking about the pipes...this is a house we're renting and we didn't know that the pipes were OLD (not cheap). And our landlord never fixed them because it would cost about $17,000 to redo everything. So we had to deal with it. And we found this out AFTER the basement was flooded. So while I appreciate your attempt to insult me, didn't really work =)
By angie429 - 27/11/2011 23:45 - United States
By buccaneer - 23/10/2012 16:26 - United States - Piscataway
Lost
By Icy - 25/10/2008 16:56
Surprise!
By WitchQueenLiz - 28/06/2009 08:25 - United States
By Anonymous - 05/12/2014 13:44 - United States - San Bruno
By Anonymous - 14/12/2009 06:58 - United States
Keywords
ok everyone, im the OP, hear me out. 1. "..i've been treating her extremely well.." the reason why I said that was not because I'm a jackass, it was so you all knew that I didnt disrespect her or lie to her or anything, in case you would accuse me of being a shitty boyfriend. I wasn't at all. I used to surprise her with flowers occasionally, which I'd never done before with any other woman. (which does not mean i was a shitty boyfriend to my other girlfriends.. it just means i tried extra hard with this girl.) 2. all of you have been saying "well at least you didnt get to ask." Ok, yeah, I didn't say the words "will you marry me", but I had the ring in my hand and was about to get on one knee.. but before I could she stopped me.. so I'm guessing she realized that I was going to pop the question. 3. pimpin88 - once again, you have mistaken me for someone I am not. I was not clingy, I was just telling the world of FML that i really *DID* care about her.. I mean 5 years for god's sake.. sorry, i'm still bitter.. it's weird that you say that because in our relationship she always seemed to be interested in only me.. even in the last week that we were together it was all totally fine. I have no idea what happened. Nothing changed, at least I dont think...