WTF dude?

lunarstrain - 08/11/2011 06:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to have sex with a piece of fruit. FML
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alexm501 0

Hopefully it wasn't a banana

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KennKenn 0

At least it wasn't apple pie.

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OFFICERxNASTYxx 0

This man appears to be *takes of sunglasses* a little fruity.

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so_irresponsible 3

This made me wonder... Did he stuck it up his ass - or was he trying to rape it?Oo ... Poor fruit anyway :i

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Mayshod 3

Passionfruit would at least lend credence to his sexual enthusiasm and who doesn't want more of that from their lover?

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jaredofmo 22

"That's not how you get your daily 5."

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weepingangel_fml 7

A donut is not a fruit!!

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Puzzum 0

OP needs to say what fruit it is! Now i'm gonna spend all day thinking about what fruit could you possibly mount? D:

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perdix 29

That's a peach, hon! My second guess is durian. I hope the OP will return and tell us which fruit it was.

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VicmahnFml 0

Maybe you should bang him more often?

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