Love: Today, it's my birthday. After a day out partying, I came home...

By chaos2007 - 13/05/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. After a day out partying, I came home to find all my stuff smashed in the yard, even my 42" plasma TV. After asking my girlfriend what her problem was, she said a "slut" left a message on the machine stating how fun last night was. It turned out to be my mom. FML

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By Username - 02/10/2019 14:00

Today, it's my birthday and my mom took me and some friends to an amusement park. Looking for a tampon, I found a phone in my mom's purse that I didn't recognize. Turns out my mom is cheating on my dad. Happy birthday to me, I guess. FML

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By Haitwun - 08/12/2014 02:18 - United States - El Monte

Today, my girlfriend decided to treat me out to dinner and cake for my birthday. My mom felt left out and yelled at my girlfriend in an angry tirade. My girlfriend went home. I'm spending my birthday, alone in my room. FML

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And I Oop

By Anonymous - 15/01/2021 23:01

Today, my mom was screaming and throwing things at me and I didn’t know why. Then I checked the date. Her birthday was yesterday. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2016 19:30 - United States

Today, I threw a party. My drunk boyfriend decided to bring my 50-inch flatscreen TV downstairs from our bedroom. The TV didn't make it. FML

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By Marlon - 11/12/2010 08:18 - United States

Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend at her mom's birthday party, in front of her whole family. They even got it on video. FML

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By Hi-Tech - 03/03/2015 15:34 - Europe

Today, I got a laptop for my birthday. I was thrilled until I realized that my mom had given away my old one without asking. 6 years of games, music, and pictures down the drain. FML

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Alanis Morissette reference

By mei-ah - 12/06/2021 00:01

Today, my mom screamed at me to the point of tears, because it rained on her birthday. FML

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Nice of you

By Anonymous - 30/07/2010 04:26 - United States

Today, I threw a party at my girlfriend's house before her parents came home from vacation. After the party, I found all of her mom's favorite wine glasses broken. I spent $500 on new glasses, and wrote a huge apology for the party and the damage. She got home and told me that they were already broken. FML

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You deserved it 38 967

By fuckMYlife94321 - 26/04/2009 16:21 - United States

Today, I was taking a nap while my mom was at work. I woke up when she came home and didn't think anything of it so I went back to sleep. When I woke up again, I went downstairs and our 52" plasma screen TV, my xbox 360, and $1500 computer were all stolen. I'm guessing that wasn't my mom. FML

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You deserved it 13 762

By moviewalker - 26/11/2009 06:18 - United States

Today, my parents and I went to the movies for my mom's birthday. After the movie, my mom and dad got into a fight, and left me at the movies. My cell phone was dead, and my house was about 12 miles away. They finally came and picked me up, hours later. FML

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simplyabsurd 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 17:43

I suggest ditching the psycho. A 42" plasma? I certainly hope she's going to buy you a new one. But my guess is she doesn't even have a job. Just because it has legs and talks doesn't mean it's worth dating.

deaditegirl 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 17:41

Well, now maybe you can get a girlfriend who is slightly less crazy...

Comments

jtaylor991 6

Saturday 2 March 2013 0:38

umm..sue her in small claims? that sucks dude

stitesy29 18

Saturday 10 August 2013 18:45

Dump her and sue her

stitesy29 18

Saturday 10 August 2013 18:45

Dump her and sue her

bungholemcgee 11

Thursday 10 October 2013 3:45

make combustible lemons and burn her house down

X8_SUPERIOR_8X 6

Monday 11 November 2013 5:22

How was TODAY your birthday, where you went out partying, but your mom said how fun LAST NIGHT was?

maty172 14

Wednesday 18 December 2013 21:20

What is with everyone and sueing? Every fml where something happens its like sue, sue! Seriously people you don't have to sue over every little thing. She should pay you back cause she's a crazy bitch but don't sue, it's pathetic.

CptHeinz 13

Tuesday 3 June 2014 8:32

I dont think she will be reasonable

Hattering 11

Saturday 11 January 2014 20:01

It sounds like it's time to invest in a new girlfriend.

sammyjo06 14

Sunday 9 February 2014 0:32

Obviously she's crazy, but....Am I the only one who wondered why OP was out partying all day on his birthday without his gf? Sounds like there were other issues...