By chaos2007 - 13/05/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. After a day out partying, I came home to find all my stuff smashed in the yard, even my 42" plasma TV. After asking my girlfriend what her problem was, she said a "slut" left a message on the machine stating how fun last night was. It turned out to be my mom. FML
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simplyabsurd 0

I suggest ditching the psycho. A 42" plasma? I certainly hope she's going to buy you a new one. But my guess is she doesn't even have a job. Just because it has legs and talks doesn't mean it's worth dating.

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deaditegirl 0

Well, now maybe you can get a girlfriend who is slightly less crazy...

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yay4felix 0

You dumped her, right?

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GlennD 0

Report her to the ******* hospital. she sounds like a ******* crack head to me.

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MLSxxox 3

How could she not tell who your mum was?? I hope she is now your ex, she sounds like a f***ing pyscho!!!

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HeavyMetalHottie 0

That was very uncalled for. Word of advise, dear... never trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesnt die. ;) I have borderline personality disorder and i would still NEVER do that to a boyfriend! unless i actually walked in on the boyfriend cheating. then id tear that ************'s eyes out and force feed him his new **** buddy. raw.

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HeavyMetalHottie 0

That was very uncalled for. Word of advise, dear... never trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesnt die. ;) I have borderline personality disorder and i would still NEVER do that to a boyfriend! unless i actually walked in on the boyfriend cheating. then id tear that ************'s eyes out and force feed him his new **** buddy. raw.

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melonsmasherrr 0

hahahaha that sucks ass dude. sorry:/

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sexybitch92 0

you TOTALLY deserved it.. why were you even out partying with out your girlfriend for your birthday &+ why does your mom sound like a ****.. people like you get on my nerves..

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Chocolate_Chunk 2

even if he really cheated on her, that wouldn't make destroying his stuff right. The usual reaction is breaking up, not going on a rampage and destroying all his stuff. But he diddn't even cheat on her. Seriously, what the **** is wrong with you?

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olomisspiggyolo 0

that girl better pay up. haha. she should have known it was your mother instead of jumping to conclusions that quickly!

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slynoble32 11

say u should sue dat stupid **** for all of tgat stuff and leave her ass and then if u gots kids by her take em and be like u can support em better bc shes bankrupt

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