By chaos2007 - 13/05/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. After a day out partying, I came home to find all my stuff smashed in the yard, even my 42" plasma TV. After asking my girlfriend what her problem was, she said a "slut" left a message on the machine stating how fun last night was. It turned out to be my mom. FML
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simplyabsurd 0

I suggest ditching the psycho. A 42" plasma? I certainly hope she's going to buy you a new one. But my guess is she doesn't even have a job. Just because it has legs and talks doesn't mean it's worth dating.

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deaditegirl 0

Well, now maybe you can get a girlfriend who is slightly less crazy...

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smartiessz 1

oh wow. a 42 inch tv , that's such a great tv isn't it. it's so big -.- poor you

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CannibalQueen15 5

She sounds crazy, but if you're out partying without her, I'm sure it was easy for her to think you cheated on her.

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drakeallday 3

dont u mean ex gf? haha fyl

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mylifepwnz 0

Make her pay, if she doesn't then sue her for vandalism. Then beat the shit out of her.

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luvfurevr 5

omg wow your girlfriend has anger management issues...you shoukd make her pay for all the damaged stuff...if i was you id leave her for not trusting me

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Crashriot 14

The sad thing, tc710 who tried to correct that persons grammar is wrong, you're is you are, so it never come before a noun dumb ass

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newburton13 26

Call the cops, make her pay for everything, and dump it off a cliff.

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ohmybobbert 16

I would call the cops. Then I would break up with her.

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missnovocaine 14

Take that bitch to court.

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