Miscellaneous: Today, I walked in on my sister sitting on the toilet, trying...

By 2gewd4u - 15/01/2012 01:24 - United States

Today, I walked in on my sister sitting on the toilet, trying to use "The Force" to pull over the toilet paper roll sitting on the sink. FML

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By FullMonty - 15/09/2012 23:26 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML

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By shootme - 13/11/2011 22:46 - Canada

Today, like every day, I used my phone while taking a dump. As I reached for some toilet paper to wipe myself, my sister pounded on the door for me to hurry up. I yelled "Fine," and without realizing it, wiped myself with my phone. FML

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By jriese444 - 23/12/2011 15:45 - United States

Today, my sister is visiting. She used more toilet paper today than I have in two months. FML

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You deserved it 3 328

If it's brown, let it float around.

By Anonymous - 12/03/2017 07:00 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, for the millionth time, I walked into a complete smellhole of a bathroom, because my almost ten-year-old sister not only never flushes, but she doesn't wipe either. FML

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By ShittyKeys - 06/11/2009 08:57 - United States

Today, I dropped my keys in the toilet. While in the kitchen looking for something to fish them out with, I heard a door slam. My sister had to use the bathroom and didn’t see my keys in the toilet before sitting down. Lucky me, I caught her just as she was about to flush. FML

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You deserved it 5 510

By jessefonsexy. - 07/12/2010 11:08 - United States

Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML

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You deserved it 2 780

By thanks sis - 22/10/2015 00:57 - United States - Reading

Today, my sister asked me to grab her some toilet paper. I refused, so she grabbed my favorite shirt out of the laundry basket and used it to wipe. I was busy icing my sprained ankle. I couldn't walk. She knew this. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - South Africa

Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML

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You deserved it 4 383

By teflon_hammer - 25/05/2016 23:19 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML

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You deserved it 1 207

Get on with it!

By Crapped - 10/06/2021 20:01

Today, I shat myself, all because my little sister spent two hours trying to make a TikTok video in the one bathroom we have in the house. FML

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DocBastard 38

Sunday 15 January 2012 9:36

Sorry, but you're wrong. She was using the Force to get you to come in and bring her the toilet paper, and it worked. Watch your back.

farnsworth 3

Sunday 15 January 2012 9:33

The force is strong with this one

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romkuglen 1

Wednesday 18 January 2012 5:49

There is nothing wrong in doing that, can't see the problem

lellalove_fml 23

Wednesday 18 January 2012 8:10

Thats kinda funny.

ImSoEffedUp 10

Wednesday 18 January 2012 12:58

Nerds everywhere r probably emailing u trying to get her number.....

alliebaba7 8

Thursday 19 January 2012 4:15

I love your sister

vincentmacmanus 8

Friday 20 January 2012 3:41

Dude, you must be scarred now. lol

loveispain19 4

Wednesday 15 February 2012 2:41

a little odd but still who hasn't wanted to use the force at one time or another? STAR WARS ROCKS!!

smileypoop 2

Thursday 1 March 2012 6:43

Why where you in there long enough to figure out what she was doing? As soon as i saw that shit i would have upped and dipped in no time.

vikkialex 0

Friday 13 April 2012 8:35

I'd try that, just for fun.

invincibleone 0

Sunday 24 June 2012 12:19

This restores my faith in humanity. Only a small amount though.

hsRoseTyler5 14

Thursday 16 August 2012 12:51

Your sister sounds awesome ^_^

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Same thing different taste

If it's brown, let it float around.

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Get on with it!

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