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By 2gewd4u - 15/01/2012 01:24 - United States

Today, I walked in on my sister sitting on the toilet, trying to use "The Force" to pull over the toilet paper roll sitting on the sink. FML

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By FullMonty - 15/09/2012 23:26 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML

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By shootme - 13/11/2011 22:46 - Canada

Today, like every day, I used my phone while taking a dump. As I reached for some toilet paper to wipe myself, my sister pounded on the door for me to hurry up. I yelled "Fine," and without realizing it, wiped myself with my phone. FML

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By jriese444 - 23/12/2011 15:45 - United States

Today, my sister is visiting. She used more toilet paper today than I have in two months. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2017 07:00 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, for the millionth time, I walked into a complete smellhole of a bathroom, because my almost ten-year-old sister not only never flushes, but she doesn't wipe either. FML

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By ShittyKeys - 06/11/2009 08:57 - United States

Today, I dropped my keys in the toilet. While in the kitchen looking for something to fish them out with, I heard a door slam. My sister had to use the bathroom and didn’t see my keys in the toilet before sitting down. Lucky me, I caught her just as she was about to flush. FML

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By jessefonsexy. - 07/12/2010 11:08 - United States

Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML

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By thanks sis - 22/10/2015 00:57 - United States - Reading

Today, my sister asked me to grab her some toilet paper. I refused, so she grabbed my favorite shirt out of the laundry basket and used it to wipe. I was busy icing my sprained ankle. I couldn't walk. She knew this. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - South Africa

Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML

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By teflon_hammer - 25/05/2016 23:19 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML

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By Crapped - 10/06/2021 20:01

Today, I shat myself, all because my little sister spent two hours trying to make a TikTok video in the one bathroom we have in the house. FML

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DocBastard 38

Sunday 15 January 2012 9:36

Sorry, but you're wrong. She was using the Force to get you to come in and bring her the toilet paper, and it worked. Watch your back.

farnsworth 3

Sunday 15 January 2012 9:33

The force is strong with this one

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tj4234 35

Sunday 15 January 2012 18:02

Is your sister Princess Lea? Because it must suck that both her father and her brother were Jedi, but she wasn't...

rubberduckie94 13

Sunday 15 January 2012 19:38

Just two quick points: Everyone has done this at least a hundred times in their life trying to get something to move. If she was doing it because she could not reach the sink from the toilet you are lucky to have such a big bathroom. ; ).

mrmerino 0

Sunday 15 January 2012 20:34

Raise your hand if you've tried this...

_MidnightLuna_ 17

Sunday 15 January 2012 21:24

YDI for walking in on your sister without knocking you perv.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 15 January 2012 21:29

Your sister is an idiot. And anyone saying they've tried to use the Force to do something is wrong - I've never once tried it and never will because I hate Star Wars and all references to it. Seriously, the Force doesn't exist, she shouldn't have been so lazy. Try getting the toilet paper BEFORE sitting down on the toilet. I hope she went #1 and not #2.

SPAIDZ 0

Monday 16 January 2012 2:56

LIAR!

UseTheForceAlysa 6

Sunday 15 January 2012 22:03

You have a awesome sister.

Mikinori_RaWr 9

Sunday 15 January 2012 23:26

I use to be a Jedi, then I took a light-saber to the knee. :shot:

granolabutt8 7

Monday 16 January 2012 1:11

I try this all the time, but I use "Accio (object)! " Yes, I know I'm an idiot.

EmmyGrangerDC 0

Monday 16 January 2012 1:12

I do that. Someone usually ends up bringing whatever I need to me out of pity.

dayzz1 10

Monday 16 January 2012 1:20

Sounds like a Peter Griffin moment

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