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By 2gewd4u - 15/01/2012 01:24 - United States

Today, I walked in on my sister sitting on the toilet, trying to use "The Force" to pull over the toilet paper roll sitting on the sink. FML

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By FullMonty - 15/09/2012 23:26 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML

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By shootme - 13/11/2011 22:46 - Canada

Today, like every day, I used my phone while taking a dump. As I reached for some toilet paper to wipe myself, my sister pounded on the door for me to hurry up. I yelled "Fine," and without realizing it, wiped myself with my phone. FML

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By jriese444 - 23/12/2011 15:45 - United States

Today, my sister is visiting. She used more toilet paper today than I have in two months. FML

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If it's brown, let it float around.

By Anonymous - 12/03/2017 07:00 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, for the millionth time, I walked into a complete smellhole of a bathroom, because my almost ten-year-old sister not only never flushes, but she doesn't wipe either. FML

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By ShittyKeys - 06/11/2009 08:57 - United States

Today, I dropped my keys in the toilet. While in the kitchen looking for something to fish them out with, I heard a door slam. My sister had to use the bathroom and didn’t see my keys in the toilet before sitting down. Lucky me, I caught her just as she was about to flush. FML

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By jessefonsexy. - 07/12/2010 11:08 - United States

Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML

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By thanks sis - 22/10/2015 00:57 - United States - Reading

Today, my sister asked me to grab her some toilet paper. I refused, so she grabbed my favorite shirt out of the laundry basket and used it to wipe. I was busy icing my sprained ankle. I couldn't walk. She knew this. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - South Africa

Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML

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By teflon_hammer - 25/05/2016 23:19 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML

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Get on with it!

By Crapped - 10/06/2021 20:01

Today, I shat myself, all because my little sister spent two hours trying to make a TikTok video in the one bathroom we have in the house. FML

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DocBastard 38

Sunday 15 January 2012 9:36

Sorry, but you're wrong. She was using the Force to get you to come in and bring her the toilet paper, and it worked. Watch your back.

farnsworth 3

Sunday 15 January 2012 9:33

The force is strong with this one

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YahImThatGuy 0

Monday 16 January 2012 2:14

I find it interesting that it seems it's a bigger deal to witness one's sister trying to use the force than it is to walk in on her taking a dump. Personally, I would find being a witness to the act of my sister voiding her bowels to elicit a reaction of greater magnitude than that of her trying to recreate a fictional force

zues70 4

Monday 16 January 2012 2:14

Your sister rocks!

SPAIDZ 0

Monday 16 January 2012 2:52

I don't see how this is an FML. She's your sister. I could see if it was your girlfriend, even your mom, but why should your sister being a retard ruin your life? F her life for you walk in on her like a creeper.

nublets 12

Monday 16 January 2012 3:14

I find your lack of faith disturbing..

missalice0306 19

Monday 16 January 2012 3:40

And your life is ****** because?

pandabear7306 0

Monday 16 January 2012 5:17

Thts something I would do lol

AyooXKayytee 0

Monday 16 January 2012 5:18

Wait. It's not normal to do that..?

jingajanga 0

Monday 16 January 2012 6:33

I use "the force" for the previous steps

Ixi_the_pixie 11

Monday 16 January 2012 6:50

I'm pretty sure I've done that

Okayitwasme 0

Monday 16 January 2012 7:04

These are not the droids you are looking for, Carry on. This is not the bathroom door you're looking for, carry on.

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