Tall grass

By Anonymous - 16/06/2011 14:43 - United States

Spicy
Today, as I was mowing my neighbor's lawn, I found the Playboy magazine he'd left in his yard. I found it with the mower. I spent the next hour picking up little shards of naked women for no extra pay. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 369
You deserved it 7 071

Same thing different taste

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why would he leave something like that in his yard. weirdo.

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You are lucky the neighbor didn't make you pay for the magazine.

perdix 29

You mean shards of *pictures* of naked women. If you found your neighbors mass grave of murdered prostitutes and runaways, you'd be picking up the shards of naked women. Let's hope you don't live in Liberty County where they thought they found a mass grave.

Hahaha that's great. I didn't even notice that.

Was it vintage or something? You need to introduce your neighbor to the Internet as there is plenty of **** available and best of all it's free. Who uses print **** still?

I'd have put every piece in his mailbox. "Mail motha fucka" And charge extra next time

I would have just left all the shards taped together in his mailbox.

EVERYONE STOP FIGHTING!!!!! Everyone is entitled to an opinion! now, STFU!!!

I can't for the life of me figure out how you managed to pull that off. Were you looking up the whole time? Or did you think that the oddly colored shiny perfectly rectangular patch on the lawn was just a new breed of grass that just happened to look like a mostly naked chick? It confuses us precious.

otb113 7

you should have put all the pieces together and made them a huge picture on their lawn