Tall grass

By Anonymous - 16/06/2011 14:43 - United States

Spicy
Today, as I was mowing my neighbor's lawn, I found the Playboy magazine he'd left in his yard. I found it with the mower. I spent the next hour picking up little shards of naked women for no extra pay. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 369
You deserved it 7 071

Same thing different taste

Top comments

why would he leave something like that in his yard. weirdo.

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that's odd he just left it in his yard, but how did you not see it before you ran it over?

Boner while doing chores? doesn't sound that bad.

nlr 9

ummmm.... why would anyone read that better yet who would buy that?

Because you asked that question. Quite a lot of men ********** to playboy. This particular wanker just made the mistake of leaving it on his lawn.

nlr 9

its still stupid and gross and very unneeded

you are ignorant because you expect people not to buy or look at it . your a child , grow up

nlr 9

then act your age and stop pretending that people don't watch/read **** . grow up

m0rgana 0

I agree with ya nlr it's disgusting that people actually look at that smut.

chlorinegreen 27

Then start acting like it. Who are you to judge what other people do miss.17 year old?

m0rgana 0

to you people calling her a child. your the child we have freedom of speech she can say what ever the heck she wants!

dudeitsdanny 9

^Just because she can doesn't mean she should. Freedom of speech implies freedom to STFU. And freedom to tell her to stfu.

maybe miss 17 year old is angry because she can't get a guy and is jealous that men would rather whack off to a magazine than with her. sounds like low self esteem to me

alex6946 10

127 thats rude she has a right to say whatever she wants, i find **** disgusting too but i dont give a damn if other people like to look at it, i dont care its their OPINION, everyone has one, get used to it people..!

To be honest, I'd rather guys buy these magazines over them paying hookers for sex, because that's just nasty. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, and everyone also has the right to say what they want, regardless of age.

sweetcheeksjvl 0

geez who knew people were so defensive about ****.take a freaking chill pill..

How do you not see a magazine before it hits the mower? YDI for being blind and mowing the lawn anyway.

nlr 9

you called ME ignorant and your busy cussing... I think your the ignorant one.

lol# 32 is butthurt about your comment xD

nlr 9

even though I don't know what that means because I'm innocent minded... I'm gonna say I am not!

IndiRae 9

If you're so 'innocent minded' I'm gunna go ahead and say FML is not the place for you.

nlr 9

I know half the stuff people talk about other things not so much... so it doesn't matter if I'm on fml or not

My dear, you're ignorance is worrying me. If you're seventeen and you're still a stranger to all the 'gross' aspects of sex...well. then you're ******.

u mean not ******... with that kind of ignorance she won't be getting shit.

sweetcheeksjvl 0

72 I agree. 52 there's a lot of things about life that you need to learn,there are 12 year olds that have seen,done and even know more than you and thats sad.Don't get me wrong I'm not saying it's right. Maybe you need to break out of your shell and open your eyes,or maybe your parents have overprotected you a little too much.Reality is sweetie as holy as you try to be if that's what your trying be you never will be. So experience life a little and be a little more open-minded to life.

nlr; If you didn't know what ignorant means, why the **** are you trying to insult someone with it. Here. Ignorant: Lacking knowledge or education, unaware. Her cussing does NOT make her ignorant. Do your research before you make yourself look dumb.

MrSexyPants 14

Is your neighbor named Quagmire?

why would you do that just leave the scraps alone

You got to see naked woman for an hour. Why are you complaining?!

getting to see little pieces of tit was your extra pay