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eayers2689 - 30/05/2009 16:19 - United States

Today, I went to a barbecue and noticed a girl that I had be interested in. When I walked up to ask how she was doing I noticed she had some BBQ sauce on her face. Jokingly I licked my thumb and reach to remove it. It turned out to be a scab from a pimple she had popped earlier. FML
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Katers22 0

I would slap you if you licked your finger then touched me. YDI, for way intruding a thing called personal space.

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jillz 0

Did you actually put your spit on her face? F Her L

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Stahn 0

awkwaaaard. that was a weird thing to do in the first place. ydi.

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Jade_Rothwell 0

how is this an FML .. it would almost be for her for the embarrassment.. Oooo she had a pinple scab.. grow up.. it happens or has happened to everyone and is called life you jerk if you really liked her it wouldn't be a big deal b/c that kinda thing can happen again

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420bliss 0

get some glasses if you can't tell the difference between a pimple and bbq sauce.

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lovely997 0

comment 67; thankyou ;]

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PollySighDevil 0

1. why would you be interested in some scabby faced chick 2. what would possess you to think that it would be ok to lick your hand and touch someones face 3. why can't you tell the difference between a scab and bbq sauce 4. you are lucky, cause that deserves a beating on mere principle I don't care who you are, if you touch my face with a spit covered hand, all hell will break lose

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acid_fml 0

Rule #1 of flirting on FML: Attempting is trying too hard.

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Zezzy_fml 0

Today, I went to a BBQ. I saw a weird guy looking at me and then walk toward me. He then licked his finger and rubbed my face. I have weird-guy saliva on me. FML

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mister_moops 0

what the shit? for one thing how do you do that jokingly? second if you don't know her that well why are you doing it? personal space?

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