Poopoo peepee, Farts, Cute Love Let it all out

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pottypattypeepants - 31/12/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML

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byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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Class act

LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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Gas wars

Ali - 04/10/2020 23:02

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML

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Impressive

hisgirl4life - - United States

Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidentally farted. FML

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Oops - 23/05/2010 09:21 - Australia

Today, while out with my boyfriend I accidentally let out a rather large fart. I was in such shock the only sentence I could make was "I farted." Clearly he was in shock too because the only words he could utter were "I know." FML

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GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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How romantic!

dislocated - 14/02/2018 20:30

Today, my boyfriend dislocated my jaw by sitting on my face while trying to fart on it. FML

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Anonymous - 31/12/2010 19:03 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML

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Rydia - 31/10/2020 05:01

Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML

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Madi - 30/11/2011 17:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML

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AyeOhChelsea 0

Friday 1 January 2010 0:18

That sucks. A lot. But it's really funny. Haahaha. Sorry.

SSJ5Goku 0

Friday 1 January 2010 0:18

Maybe he likes that kind of thing?

canter91 3

Friday 1 January 2010 3:27

YDi for having no control over your bodily functions... disgusting

MDNL 0

Friday 1 January 2010 3:37

omg, that's great!! but all u ppl saying it's sick, grow up shit happends! yes, it is gross but was an accident and a very funny one at that!

omgzKailey 0

Friday 1 January 2010 3:40

"today, my girlfriend and I were wrestling. she sat on my chest and I couldn't breathe so I squeezed her stomach to let her know. she farted and I nearly passed out but managed to substain myself. she thought it was funny and couldn't stop laughing. as I was silently dying, she peed on me. I then began drowning and fearing that she would take advantage of the situation and take a dump on me. FML"

beyoh 0

Friday 1 January 2010 17:41

Haha, brilliant :D

emygirl13 0

Friday 1 January 2010 3:45

aw poor girl! its not FHL! come on! how embarassing must that have been??! yea sure its gross for him, but what about her?

hellokimmiee 5

Friday 1 January 2010 4:03

That's cute lmao

aback 4

Friday 1 January 2010 4:30

He's fully yours, now. You've marked him.

Captain_Jello 0

Friday 1 January 2010 4:36

Should he return the favor by pooping on your chest? LoL. Funny though

razz27 0

Friday 1 January 2010 4:38

that happend to me once the girl farting on me part not the peeing that i dont believe unless they were naked or she had a skirt with no underwear because thats total BS.