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pottypattypeepants - 31/12/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML

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byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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Class act

LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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Gas wars

Ali - 04/10/2020 23:02

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML

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hisgirl4life - - United States

Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidentally farted. FML

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Oops - 23/05/2010 09:21 - Australia

Today, while out with my boyfriend I accidentally let out a rather large fart. I was in such shock the only sentence I could make was "I farted." Clearly he was in shock too because the only words he could utter were "I know." FML

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GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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How romantic!

dislocated - 14/02/2018 20:30

Today, my boyfriend dislocated my jaw by sitting on my face while trying to fart on it. FML

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Anonymous - 31/12/2010 19:03 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML

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Rydia - 31/10/2020 05:01

Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML

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Madi - 30/11/2011 17:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML

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AyeOhChelsea 0

Friday 1 January 2010 0:18

That sucks. A lot. But it's really funny. Haahaha. Sorry.

SSJ5Goku 0

Friday 1 January 2010 0:18

Maybe he likes that kind of thing?

grampa_pubes666 0

Friday 1 January 2010 1:31

you should have taken a dump while you had the chance

transcedental 18

Friday 1 January 2010 2:54

great comment! ;D

ancientastronot 0

Friday 1 January 2010 1:33

It could have been worse.

yeahaveragelife 0

Friday 1 January 2010 1:36

That's stupid. And disgusting. If I farted on my boyfriend's chest, I would never be able to look him in the eye, ever again. And peeing on him, just ewwww.

amandawins 0

Friday 1 January 2010 1:58

Really ? Are you 12?

transcedental 18

Friday 1 January 2010 3:01

i agree with #47 if you really love someone and he loves you back, you wouldn't be ashamed of doing anything infront of him.. it's not like she emptied her bladder on his chest, du'uh ~_~ and saying that such thing is stupid? It's not on purpose you lil driveller ...

Firesprite2009 0

Friday 1 January 2010 7:42

Lol, you're going to have problems if you ever move in together. What would you do if you needed to fart when you were in the same room as him? Farting is natural, if we didn't fart, we'd probably die.

Morana_fml 0

Monday 4 January 2010 16:53

Agreed! If we didn't fart, we'd explode, people. The Methane gas would build up, and we'd probably expand like balloons, and if we got too close to fire, we'd spontaneously combust. That actually sounds like fun... I want to spontaneously combust...

ServeRocks 0

Friday 1 January 2010 1:38

I bet your snatch stinks nasty biatchhhhhhhhhhhhh!! FYL

The_Hyeena 0

Friday 1 January 2010 1:42

FYL ? ohh nooo. You werent the one getting peed at... More like FHisL like others have posted aswell :D Hes problably done wrestling with you he he

bob_marley_lover 0

Friday 1 January 2010 1:43

That's really funny.

BrownSugar_fml 5

Friday 1 January 2010 1:43

I hope this led to something... totally hilarious though!! haha.

beritis 0

Friday 1 January 2010 1:58

made my... night?

minenotyours 0

Friday 1 January 2010 2:07

you wouldn't run to the bathroom? you should know how to control your bodily functions and can recognize the warning signs they give by now. hilarious as f*ck but still grody XP