Poopoo peepee, Farts, Cute Love Let it all out - FML

Let it all out

pottypattypeepants - 31/12/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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Class act

LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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Gas wars

Ali - 04/10/2020 23:02

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML

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Impressive

hisgirl4life - - United States

Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidentally farted. FML

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Oops - 23/05/2010 09:21 - Australia

Today, while out with my boyfriend I accidentally let out a rather large fart. I was in such shock the only sentence I could make was "I farted." Clearly he was in shock too because the only words he could utter were "I know." FML

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GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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How romantic!

dislocated - 14/02/2018 20:30

Today, my boyfriend dislocated my jaw by sitting on my face while trying to fart on it. FML

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Anonymous - 31/12/2010 19:03 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML

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Love is in the air

Rydia - 31/10/2020 05:01

Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML

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Madi - 30/11/2011 17:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML

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Friday 1 January 2010 0:18

That sucks. A lot. But it's really funny. Haahaha. Sorry.

SSJ5Goku 0

Friday 1 January 2010 0:18

Maybe he likes that kind of thing?

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Saturday 2 January 2010 10:25

thats HISTERICAL!!! damn...that mustve been emberrasing!!!

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Saturday 2 January 2010 14:21

omg. how horrible. cracked me uppp. looooool.

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Saturday 2 January 2010 15:10

omg...thats really... gross and embarrassing

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Saturday 2 January 2010 16:46

girls don't fart.

dGray425 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 18:50

Hahahaha, that happened to me too, but we were having sex and she quieffed and then we started laughing and she peed on me. ...twice.

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Sunday 3 January 2010 0:01

i dont think i've ever laughed at an FML so much. ;D

knifesedge 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 0:05

i feel so embarrased and sorry for you, but thats just so damn hilarious. XD

Bibbz55 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 2:20

omgomgomgomgomgomgggg! THIS made me laugh so much!! xx

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Sunday 3 January 2010 6:10

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL omgomg I was laughing SO effing hard!!!

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Sunday 3 January 2010 7:00

WIN WIN EPIC WIN!

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Today, I was walking around my block when a random stranger pulled up next to me. He assumed I was a woman, and started catcalling me. I'm a 34-year-old man with a wife and kids, and my hair isn't even long. FML

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Today, I was on webcam with my boyfriend. A while later I forgot about it and started digging my nose vigorously. He then beeped me and said "Digging for gold, dear? " FML

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Today, I had an appraisal meeting with The Boss. She raved and gushed and told me what a great job I was doing. Then she said, "Well done, Eric!" Eric isn't my name. She froze, opened a new file, and told me my actual appraisal, which was the complete opposite of everything she had just said. FML

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Today, I went to the game with my boss and some people he does business with on his tab. I got so drunk that I blacked out, threw up all over the table, and passed out in the bathroom. I woke up alone with my body reeking of vomit, and no phone. FML

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Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML

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Today, my daughter believed that watching the Big Bang Theory would count as studying for her chemistry final. FML

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