Legged it

poserpilot - - United States - El Cajon

Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find that while I was passed out someone stole my prosthetic leg. FML
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loserboii 11

You sure someone isn't pulling your leg?

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BatteryAddict 11

Are you sure? You might've just misplaced it. Drunk people tend to do that.

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crazytwinsmom 25

Look for a phone number. The one night stand took it to make sure OP would call her.

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bubblegumrebel 2

Hey, now you have a better reason to explain why you're stumbling around.

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BrandyPuppy27 0

That sucks. Those things are expensive.

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krazyapples9 4

This is exactly like that episode of My Name is Earl.

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maddygirl820 10

That's an interesting report to the police

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Rumbelle_fml 22

Brings a whole new meaning to the term "He was completely f*cking legless". ;)

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hellproof023 6

Guess you give limping with a hangover a whole new meaning..

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rhidiculous 4

the leg got pirated

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