Pranks, Haircut Kids Good one, mom

Good one, mom

hairdresser - 18/10/2009 15:27 - Thailand

Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year-old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She'd just given my sister a haircut. FML

50 079

5 226

The rhythm of the fight
Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

Demented

Anonymous - 16/06/2013 18:49 - France - Le Rove

Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML

54 395

3 166

w_t_f - 18/02/2009 09:16 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML

63 161

5 274

Hair code

MoreThanABadHairDay - 25/03/2023 04:00

Today, my little sister used scissors she got from school to cut my hair in the middle of the night while I was asleep. Now it looks like someone went at my hair with a chainsaw, and my school's dress code doesn't allow me to wear a hat or anything else to cover it up. FML

1 134

102

Rye - 19/02/2009 03:51 - United States

Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML

38 852

17 177

Anonymous - 10/12/2010 21:59 - New Zealand

Today, my dad came up behind me with a pair of scissors, and pretended to snip away at my hair. I was sure he was joking, so I just sat there and didn't react. Later, I felt the back of my head and looked at my hand. Suffice it to say, I now have a large bald patch on the back of my head. FML

36 222

6 727

Home improvement

... - 27/07/2014 05:51 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found my 6 year-old daughter upstairs, lying on the floor with scissors. She was giving, "the carpet a haircut." FML

40 327

5 394

Anger management

stumpy - 31/07/2019 18:00

Today, we were running late because my hair got tangled in the curtains. My mother-in-law got so angry, she hacked at it, leaving me with a bald patch, then went and sat in the car as though we were still going anywhere with her. FML

2 114

204

**** my shit up

hair2daygone4ever - - United States

Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML

33 974

4 863

YouTube drama

chrome dome - 22/04/2021 20:01

Today, my sister put hair remover in my shampoo as a "prank" for her YouTube channel. My mom grounded her for a month, but let her keep her dumb channel because she cried and said she’d kill herself if she had to delete it. Meanwhile, it’ll take years for my hair to grow back the length it was. FML

2 554

donttouchmyhair - 19/03/2014 18:14 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, a crazy woman grabbed my hair and mentioned how lovely it was. She then asked when I would donate it. I told her I didn't want to, at which point she started yelling that she was going to get some scissors and cut it all off to teach me a lesson. FML

48 392

3 807

crazzle 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 20:48

I think a fake pregnancy would be an adequate comeback.

FerrariCake 2

Sunday 18 October 2009 20:47

Cut your mom's hair off when she's asleep. That'll give her something to yell at you for. Then you can laugh and tell her you were just joking.

Screffie83 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 4:16

Your mom is awesome. SO FUNNY. I think I'm gonna do this trick with my little brother and his favorite niece. Hee. Hee.

Drittjr 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 0:01

So, is your mom naturally a jerk or what? FYL.

Compass 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:11

YDI if you think your mom playing a prank on you ***** your life. It did go a little far if she made you cry but still.

bugmenot1 1

Friday 14 May 2010 19:25

Pretty disgusting that people here think it isn't a FML. The mom made her CRY. seems to me she doesn't really care for her daughter to begin with. FYL OP.