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Good one, mom

hairdresser - 18/10/2009 15:27 - Thailand

Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year-old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She'd just given my sister a haircut. FML

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Anonymous - 16/06/2013 18:49 - France - Le Rove

Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML

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w_t_f - 18/02/2009 09:16 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML

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Hair code

MoreThanABadHairDay - 25/03/2023 04:00

Today, my little sister used scissors she got from school to cut my hair in the middle of the night while I was asleep. Now it looks like someone went at my hair with a chainsaw, and my school's dress code doesn't allow me to wear a hat or anything else to cover it up. FML

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Rye - 19/02/2009 03:51 - United States

Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML

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Anonymous - 10/12/2010 21:59 - New Zealand

Today, my dad came up behind me with a pair of scissors, and pretended to snip away at my hair. I was sure he was joking, so I just sat there and didn't react. Later, I felt the back of my head and looked at my hand. Suffice it to say, I now have a large bald patch on the back of my head. FML

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Home improvement

... - 27/07/2014 05:51 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found my 6 year-old daughter upstairs, lying on the floor with scissors. She was giving, "the carpet a haircut." FML

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Anger management

stumpy - 31/07/2019 18:00

Today, we were running late because my hair got tangled in the curtains. My mother-in-law got so angry, she hacked at it, leaving me with a bald patch, then went and sat in the car as though we were still going anywhere with her. FML

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**** my shit up

hair2daygone4ever - - United States

Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML

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YouTube drama

chrome dome - 22/04/2021 20:01

Today, my sister put hair remover in my shampoo as a "prank" for her YouTube channel. My mom grounded her for a month, but let her keep her dumb channel because she cried and said she’d kill herself if she had to delete it. Meanwhile, it’ll take years for my hair to grow back the length it was. FML

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donttouchmyhair - 19/03/2014 18:14 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, a crazy woman grabbed my hair and mentioned how lovely it was. She then asked when I would donate it. I told her I didn't want to, at which point she started yelling that she was going to get some scissors and cut it all off to teach me a lesson. FML

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crazzle 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 20:48

I think a fake pregnancy would be an adequate comeback.

FerrariCake 2

Sunday 18 October 2009 20:47

Cut your mom's hair off when she's asleep. That'll give her something to yell at you for. Then you can laugh and tell her you were just joking.

PoopskinTheLiar 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 23:51

I'd just refuse to apologize altogether, you are not responsible for what your little sister does. she is.

J1208 2

Monday 19 October 2009 0:02

Haha nice one

lolwatlol 0

Monday 19 October 2009 0:47

So you cried.... after 3 mins? Down the road not across the street, remember well.

nottavailablee 0

Monday 19 October 2009 2:11

HAHAHAH

BlakFenix 0

Monday 19 October 2009 1:11

I'm sorry to say but your mom is an utter bitch

Klu_Klayu 0

Monday 19 October 2009 2:09

LMFAO! that's probably one of the best pranks I've ever seen. Quit your bitching an learn to take a joke

victory25 0

Monday 19 October 2009 3:57

LoL. I love your moms sense of humor.

Peg_fml 0

Monday 19 October 2009 4:27

Hella funny!

JassyJas 2

Monday 19 October 2009 4:53

Omg im ltio!!! hahahahahaha

baseball_34 0

Monday 19 October 2009 5:31

oh shit that made me laugh haha u got owned by ur mommy

Widener2012 0

Monday 19 October 2009 5:50

Your mom is a bitch

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