Love Bye, loser - FML

Bye, loser

Anonymous - 20/04/2016 00:56 - United States - Oceanside

Today, my husband's ex-girlfriend is getting a restraining order on him. Turns out, for the past 2 years of our marriage, he has been trying to contact her and ditching work to stalk her. To top it all off, he told me not to come to court with him because he doesn't want her to see he downgraded. FML

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kattydoo07 - 29/04/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, I found out I have a restraining order against me from my ex boyfriend. Apparently, I drive by his house too much and it is considered stalking. He forgot that I live 2 houses down, and MUST drive by his house to get home. FML

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Anonymous - 30/08/2019 12:00

Today, after almost a year of dating and getting dumped out of the blue, I found out my ex-girlfriend wants to get a restraining order against me. I guess dropping a box of her things on her porch after she wouldn't answer her phone is considered stalking. FML

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swimfaned - 09/01/2015 11:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she's afraid of my ex-wife. This is the third one in a row to use that very reason. The judge still won't accept my pleas for a restraining order. FML

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Heads up

nobueno - 06/09/2021 23:01

Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML

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Unstable

Anonymous - 21/10/2021 17:00

Today, after three months of hooking up and talking about dating, the man I was supporting emotionally went back to his ex, who'd reduced the restraining order on him to a no abuse order so they could be together. He left me in his bed to go be with her. FML

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Anonymous - 12/08/2015 17:50 - United States

Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML

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Jailbird

blondebarbie271 - 26/07/2015 23:55 - United States - Center Barnstead

Today, I had to bail my ex-husband out of jail. He didn't want his new wife to get mad at him. FML

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Creepypasta

running scared - 08/04/2016 09:40 - Norway

Today, I found out that my violent ex has moved to my country for the sole purpose of tracking me down. I know this because my former boss called and told me she gave him my address. She loves the idea of us getting back together because, "You're such a cute couple!" FML

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Real housewives

restraining orders are just paper - 20/03/2021 23:00

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. The constant harassment, threats and stalking by my ex-wife have finally driven her away. This is the third time this has happened. My ex physically beat the other two up, and now she’s scared away the one I wanted to marry. The courts have done nothing. FML

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Leave me alone

notgivingup - - United States

Today, I had to serve my boyfriend's father with a restraining order. FML

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xlasxtchanxce13 22

Wednesday 20 April 2016 19:01

I wouldn't stick with someone who isn't proud of you

mareike 16

Wednesday 20 April 2016 19:02

Wow, I would rethink this marriage.

Timber147 9

Friday 22 April 2016 5:38

Time to move on, don't you think?

Pferd67 7

Friday 22 April 2016 6:15

If you're not his everything, ditch him.

randome101 12

Friday 22 April 2016 18:13

"my ex husband's ex*" but that's up to you

AleyahRose123 6

Monday 25 April 2016 0:40

Dump him

LosinIt2008 14

Tuesday 26 April 2016 8:40

your husband isn't a huaband at all! he's a mother ******* piece of shit! dump his ass!

DrunkHamster 4

Tuesday 26 April 2016 20:54

you should get out of that toxic marriage because your with a psycho who does'nt appreciate you.

Kanon16 3

Wednesday 27 April 2016 1:35

And you still are with this idiot? DivorCe ASAP.

hellolaina 18

Monday 25 July 2016 23:15

I really hope you divorced that piece of shit

royallymessedup 23

Saturday 20 August 2016 8:51

What a tosser!

jasonrellet 22

Saturday 24 December 2016 8:06

Tell him that he is now downgraded to nothing

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Today, I watched my boyfriend feed his cat and change his profile on both Myspace and Facebook before saying to me that he was, "too busy to have sex." FML

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Today, I discovered that my mom and her disgusting mess of a boyfriend refer to his penis as "the monkey." And she says that I hate him because I'M immature. FML

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Today, it was my two-week anniversary of starting my new job, after over a year of unemployment due to Covid. It was great, I was getting on with people, and it actually felt like a career where my skillset was valued and I was appreciated by the management. I showed up to work this morning to find it had burned down. FML

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Today, after years of wonderful flying experiences, I boarded a flight and took my seat only to find a baby sitting in front of me, behind me, and to the right of me, and across the aisle from me. All of whom decided to cry in unison. It was a 9-hour flight. FML

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Today, I was so proud of a clever analogy I'd written to a friend in a text, that I “dropped the mic” afterward. I realized what I'd done a split second before the phone hit the ground and shattered into a million pieces. FML

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