How? Why?

Noname - 12/03/2009 19:56 - United States

Today, I went over to my uncle's house for dinner and my stomach hurt really bad. I noticed there were two toilets and sat in the prettier one and took a huge dump. Turns out I'd chosen the brand new toilet that wasn't connected to anything yet. FML
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alyssa_22 0

Wouldn't you notice that there's no water in it?

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iammeanttolive 0

Shit happens. (:

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rofliloveyou 0

aw, well that's what you get for choosing the prettier one..

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WTSchool 0

You went in the 'prettier one'? YDI for not knowing that new toilets usually look 'prettier' than old ones.

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KUSHaholic 0

similar to how we choose females these days lol tha prettier ones be tha wrong ones most tha time hahaa

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Uncle_Moe_Lester 3

if it wasn't connected there would be no water, I'm guessing op had to go pretty bad to not notice that

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grimes5 0

I was thinking the same thing. Plus, it wouldn't be near the plumbing because I bet he knew where the old toilet originally would be. YDI OP

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laya_fml 26

I agree. If you knew you were going to muck it up with all your crap, why would you pick the pretty one

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iammeanttolive 0

Shit happens. (:

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shiznutmuffin 0

probably fake toilets have no water in them unroll they are connected

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shiznutmuffin 0

oops i actually meant untill

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alyssa_22 0

Wouldn't you notice that there's no water in it?

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MiGman 5

well #3 when you feel shitty and have to drop a duece I'm pretty sure you wouldn't look to ser if there's water in the crapper

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Clioo_fml 17

Well then 79, if you're that desperate for a dump then you probably wouldn't care about 'sitting on the prettiest one' either.

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scarlett_fml 0

If it wasn't connected, there wouldn't have been water. Owned.

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kagome_eb 0

hahaha aww would of happen to anyone! don't worry to much about it.

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maddcow 0

#6 i was gonna comment how u knew it was a woman... then i realized, a real man wouldnt make that mistake

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maconmann 0

I would have just left it there and blamed the dog.

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RyeBreadBoy 0

how many people have two toilets in their bathrooms? wouldn't you wonder just from that? and, like 3 said, there should've been water. do girls not look at the toilet before they sit down? i guess that's why they whine about falling in.

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wargirl_fml 2

Would a guy choose the "prettier" one?

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cadillacgal79 32

I actually look down to make sure everything's in order so yea u won't hear me whining.

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cchamp27 0

When you opened it and saw there was no water, what the hell did you think?

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