Love Bye, loser - FML

Bye, loser

Anonymous - 20/04/2016 00:56 - United States - Oceanside

Today, my husband's ex-girlfriend is getting a restraining order on him. Turns out, for the past 2 years of our marriage, he has been trying to contact her and ditching work to stalk her. To top it all off, he told me not to come to court with him because he doesn't want her to see he downgraded. FML

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kattydoo07 - 29/04/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, I found out I have a restraining order against me from my ex boyfriend. Apparently, I drive by his house too much and it is considered stalking. He forgot that I live 2 houses down, and MUST drive by his house to get home. FML

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Anonymous - 30/08/2019 12:00

Today, after almost a year of dating and getting dumped out of the blue, I found out my ex-girlfriend wants to get a restraining order against me. I guess dropping a box of her things on her porch after she wouldn't answer her phone is considered stalking. FML

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swimfaned - 09/01/2015 11:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she's afraid of my ex-wife. This is the third one in a row to use that very reason. The judge still won't accept my pleas for a restraining order. FML

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Heads up

nobueno - 06/09/2021 23:01

Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML

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Unstable

Anonymous - 21/10/2021 17:00

Today, after three months of hooking up and talking about dating, the man I was supporting emotionally went back to his ex, who'd reduced the restraining order on him to a no abuse order so they could be together. He left me in his bed to go be with her. FML

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Anonymous - 12/08/2015 17:50 - United States

Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML

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Jailbird

blondebarbie271 - 26/07/2015 23:55 - United States - Center Barnstead

Today, I had to bail my ex-husband out of jail. He didn't want his new wife to get mad at him. FML

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Creepypasta

running scared - 08/04/2016 09:40 - Norway

Today, I found out that my violent ex has moved to my country for the sole purpose of tracking me down. I know this because my former boss called and told me she gave him my address. She loves the idea of us getting back together because, "You're such a cute couple!" FML

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Real housewives

restraining orders are just paper - 20/03/2021 23:00

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. The constant harassment, threats and stalking by my ex-wife have finally driven her away. This is the third time this has happened. My ex physically beat the other two up, and now she’s scared away the one I wanted to marry. The courts have done nothing. FML

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Leave me alone

notgivingup - - United States

Today, I had to serve my boyfriend's father with a restraining order. FML

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xlasxtchanxce13 22

Wednesday 20 April 2016 19:01

I wouldn't stick with someone who isn't proud of you

mareike 16

Wednesday 20 April 2016 19:02

Wow, I would rethink this marriage.

ezrajab 22

Thursday 21 April 2016 2:18

What kind of person did you Mary? If he is too ashamed of you in any way he shouldn't be with with you!

mariri9206 32

Thursday 21 April 2016 2:20

Divorce him. Then he'll know exactly how "downgraded" he is.

baldiesmom 25

Thursday 21 April 2016 2:28

Tell him you can catch the next court hearing - for your divorce

carrissa3 13

Thursday 21 April 2016 4:56

Hes a keeper

ShortieRose 30

Thursday 21 April 2016 5:06

Wow, he must have been a great actor to win you over enough to marry him and still be a POS stalker. Sorry op, I hope things work out for you.

Frau_Blucher 14

Thursday 21 April 2016 6:20

You should leave his sorry ass right away. What a douchebag

Lunchy306 8

Thursday 21 April 2016 6:36

dump his ass!

StarkWolf_fml 23

Thursday 21 April 2016 6:36

now he's getting a divorce & restraining order lol

susubabe29 7

Thursday 21 April 2016 6:47

Your husband is a low life scum bag. You do realize that I hope?

CuteKoalaGirl 18

Thursday 21 April 2016 6:48

Creepy and nasty on many levels. Stalking? Skipping work? Saying he DOWNGRADED? Ohh honey, I hope you divorce him and make it hurt.

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