Cheap ass
By Anonymous - 15/08/2019 14:00
By Anonymous - 15/08/2019 14:00
By GreatWeek - 31/05/2022 00:01 - United States - Dighton
By Anonymous - 23/05/2014 02:36 - United States - Rockland
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By 2ndgenoration - 17/05/2014 21:56 - United States - Baton Rouge
By Tori Pearson - 27/06/2011 04:21 - Canada
By dieana - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Lacombe
By AAMBC4 - 09/04/2013 10:30 - United States - Jersey City
By Unbearable - 25/06/2011 19:58 - United States
One of my friends brought to my attention that one of my ol' FMLs is still circulating with quite a bit of controversy, so I'm back to add a little bit of insight: For those of you who called me childish for not applying my own sunscreen, I'm far from flexible and I'd like to say that any normal person can't reach their back, so my mom went ahead and did that for me. Since she had some extra sunscreen on her fingers, she went ahead and did my face too, as I did the rest of my body. For those of you who said that it was rude of me to burp on my mother, I completely agree, but my eyes were closed and I had just had Taco Bell, so you know how it is. I didn't know my mom's fingers were so close to my face, my eyes being closed in all, so—I don't really remember, this was years ago. I'm glad I have a published FML, but my day at the beach turned sour when I had to wash sunscreen out of my mouth with seawater! My mom and I still laugh about it, though. Have a good day!
By drstrnj - 17/10/2009 03:35 - United States
so because I am in the Army I can't use an Air Force Base to get a hair cut????
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By Anonymous - 18/04/2021 21:30 - Australia - Ballarat
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By hjkashld - 24/04/2012 01:48 - United States
By ColoredPencil13 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Baytown
By Anonymous - 08/05/2014 19:00 - United Kingdom - Aylesbury
By n_london - 12/10/2009 20:19 - United States
By me. - 18/06/2011 23:54 - United States
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By Wrongword - 17/04/2012 10:52 - China - Shanghai
By KO: - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States
By fuckbucket14 - 14/04/2012 22:56 - Egypt - Hurghada
By enriquegay - 28/03/2009 17:17 - United States
By fuckcops - 13/06/2011 19:06 - United States
By Anonymous - 07/05/2021 08:01
By shorty - 21/04/2014 04:11 - Australia - Brisbane
By Anonymous - 23/03/2013 01:19 - France - Thionville
By henry feingold - 10/06/2011 04:08 - Canada
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OP here. Some of these comments crack me up, but thank you for the chuckle. My daughter is the light of my life and truly has a sense of humor and intelligence beyond her short 3 years. I appreciate the support of most and I am happy to have this to share with her as she gets older.