By Gustav Fjorder - 04/07/2011 07:27 - Switzerland
The Top
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Classic joke time
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Stay safe, everyone
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Hazzaa tells us more.
Bad day
By gwen - 13/04/2021 14:00 - United States
The road to hell
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Empathy
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By Anonymous - 25/06/2011 20:39 - Switzerland
Childlike
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Booba
By Anonymous - 03/04/2009 22:16 - United States
Slippery when oiled
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Drip drip drip
By ewww - 03/04/2009 00:46 - United States
So happy together…
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Bridezilla
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By Anonymous - 13/10/2009 17:28 - United Kingdom
cheeraio92 tells us more.
this was my story. in response to some of your questions, i broke the window pane in a door. so i reached in and unlocked the door, letting myslef in. by the way, some of these comments are genious, i LOL'd
Struggling Through Life
By FML Approved - 05/09/2017 03:30
By ItsAnanya - 02/04/2013 15:34 - India - New Delhi
ItsAnanya tells us more.
Hey guys! It's OP :] So most of you were confused as to why she would hit me for calling my uncle...uncle. She thought I was insulting him and making him feel old and by extension implying that SHE was old. She also blamed it on the fact that it seemed as I was trying to hit on him ? ( I'm still confused about that one ) Thank heavens my uncle puts family first. Miss.Pack-A-Punch is out of our lives for good !
Help yourself
By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Westwood
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Woah, okay. Let's go. MEPS - I don't know what the hell this is, but it doesn't exist in Australia. Qualifications - You could have all the qualifications in the world, and still not be suited to a position. It's sad, but it's true. The OP said nothing about qualifications, and pretty sure general entry into the Australian Defence Force only requires you have your High School Certificate. Sleep - Perhaps nerves kept her from getting a good night's sleep. Understandable if this job meant a lot to her. Preparation - Sometimes, no amount of preparation can quell one's nerves, particularly with things of great personal importance. Time - I have had an ADF interview, and on the letter it says the process should take four hours. Also, you have no choice about what time your interview is. Food - The OP obviously believed that it wouldn't take much longer than 4 hours, so didn't feel the need to take any food. When I had mine, there was no food available for interviewees, only tea and coffee. And I, for one, was too worried that I would be called to one of the interviews while I was out if I went to get food somewhere else. OP, FYL.