Ruined
By Halle - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By Halle - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
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By Anonymous - 31/01/2016 12:11 - United Kingdom - Pontypool
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By ohdear - 03/01/2010 18:06 - United Kingdom
By MissAggravared - 19/11/2014 08:27 - United States - Meridian
By christinaannxo - 08/01/2016 08:06 - United States - Valdosta
i honestly don't know. I was sitting on the couch eating fruit loops & thought "I'm gonna catch this" tossed a couple, caught them & then when I was feeling lucky BAM, counter. it's all fun & games until you slam the back of your head on a counter. lesson learned! (:
By Dang - 30/01/2017 00:00 - United States - Freeport
By Anonymous - 28/07/2019 00:01 - United States - Pomona
By nela25 - 30/07/2013 17:51 - United States - Utica
I'm actually just visiting my mom over the summer, since I'm off from college. I burst out laughing when she did this, and thought this post would make people smile. There's nothing bad about what she did. So before some of you start making assumptions saying I'm a cranky old fart and what not, take a reality check and shut that smart ass mouth of yours. Good day.
By Yuuucky - 26/09/2011 16:58 - Canada
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By Cora - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By Aliiiice - 16/07/2013 13:18 - France - Offranville
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OP here--I'm quite happy with my life otherwise; I have great family, a place to live and food to eat, a job I really like. I'm just very lonely. However, in my experience with dating sites, I get very frustrated because many of the dates go nowhere (because of many different reasons, many of them objectively pertaining to the other party). I do not go out to bars/clubs, and even though I have a number of activities outside the house, they are majority female (kickboxing, walking group, female friends that don't know a lot of single males, etc). I feel like I'm really missing that special someone in my life, and want to do all I can to find him, but "dating" is just making me feel worse and worse about myself (over multiple years). So literally, I have no other choice that to be unhappy (in this area) and alone, or be horribly uncomfortable on dates with strangers (which are indeed few and far between to begin with). So **** all of you for saying i deserve it. maybe with some background you'll understand that character limitations don't show the whole story.