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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada
By Milk Dispenser - 12/03/2019 05:00 - United States - Herriman
By Shrimpy - 16/03/2019 20:00
By I hate retail - 27/11/2015 02:26 - Australia - Kensington
By embarrassedmom - 18/05/2009 01:19 - United States
By cassieleigh1 - 05/11/2015 05:05 - United States - Davenport
By KillerChipmunk - 05/12/2016 08:19 - United States - Fair Oaks
OP here! This actually happened a little over a month ago. I'm in student housing, so they got our RA to come and mediate a meeting. Things have gotten much better since then, but it still irks me that a 21, 23, and 24 year old picked up a 6 year old's tactics and thought it was a good idea to just ignore me for about three weeks. Ultimately, I'm not doing much different, just making a bigger show of it when I do clean. I never was gross about anything (imo), I just don't believe in the whole anti-bacterial thing, like wiping down the tv remote and couch weekly, or using Lysol on my bed every morning. To everyone telling me to find new roommates, my lease is up in May, and I'm already looking for new people to live with, but at least things have gotten better since all this happened.
By FacePalmPower - 03/10/2015 22:59 - United States
Hey OP here! Yes, it was a very stupid move he made, but it WAS an accident! He got the mushroom confused with another which he thought was safe! Although I am very sad, I now have a strict "No feeding the rabbits!" rule! So my other 5 buns should be safe. He was also the rabbit my mother got me before she moved out of state for good so it's even sadder. And no I did not dump him, we've been together for 3 years and although I was pissed for a day or two, I forgave him because I know he wouldn't hurt my rabbits on purpose, he knows they are all like my little children! All of your comments cracked me up though so I'm glad I could get a laugh out of a sad situation. Thanks guys, you rock!
By tori210 - 15/08/2017 16:00
By Alyssa - 21/09/2016 07:17 - United States - Spring Park
By tracy4191 - 18/09/2016 05:21 - United States - Ponchatoula
By blindedbythelight - 01/09/2017 22:28 - United States - Orlando
By mkonda - 10/09/2016 17:11 - India
By Clumsy - 08/09/2016 12:06 - United States - Millville
By mc_dreamy - 21/08/2010 16:49 - United States
By annoyed - 24/09/2017 01:30
By CrawlingUnderARock - 26/09/2017 16:00
By hungry - 15/08/2016 03:03 - United States - Waverly
By sad_unicorn - 31/07/2016 04:51
By "taelor14" - 08/11/2017 01:30
By carl_carl_ - 25/07/2016 04:17 - United States - Grand Ledge
By leahkasscar - 06/12/2017 00:00 - United States
By Anonymous - 26/12/2019 01:00
By jay ze punk - 29/01/2013 19:56 - France - Metz-tessy
By djurmel89 - 07/06/2016 16:48 - Germany
Wow, just wow. I want to thank my parents and my friends for their love and support and I also want to thank my pants for never letting me down... Now seriously. Hi, I'm the OP and I'm so surprised this got posted. I'm much better now. This happened yesterday after work. I put the stuff in the oven and gave my cats a fresh bowl of wet food when I felt my stomach pressing the red button for alarm. At the end I could not only not leave the bathroom, I sat there while my apartment filled with a decent amount of smoke since my oven is fairly old. Finally the smoke detectors went off and gave the whole situation the best soundtrack possible. I'm a quit unlucky person, so this stuff happens all the time. After I finally left the bathroom I opened all the windows and doors and ate some cereal instead. Thanks for the comments so far. I will keep reading.
By fuckingcool - 06/06/2016 04:56
By Robyn_mori - 31/01/2020 05:00 - Canada
By Guess I'm not getting laid - 03/08/2018 14:30 - United States - Glasgow
By MasterMcrib - 17/04/2016 20:33 - United States - Highland Park
By can’t sleep - 17/06/2020 17:04
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I'm laughing really hard at the comments! Yeah, my dads pretty awesome. He understands keyboards and computer basics but he seriously types with just his index finger, using both hands, just pick-poking around while squinting back and forth from screen to keyboard to see. Lol He's not a weird-pervert, but a 50 year old punk who wishes he were my age (18), and living in the 70s again. He actually snuck into the Mississippi Valley Fair in Iowa this recent year and didn't get caught hahaha. When I was a kid he used to "copy" entry stamps with pen to get us in free. 9th birthday he took me to a local heavy metal concert, not sure why they allowed 9 year olds in a mosh pit... Also saw Rush for my 11th or something.