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no one - 21/05/2011 09:07 - United States

Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML
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goldered 2

Stop bragging on fml. It's inconsiderate of other people who get no action.

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thetrollyoulike 6

no but he ran out of peanut butter for his dog

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Got_any_grapes1 4

So? I would never do that, a lot of people with any class just like me would find that discusting. So don't complain.

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joa76 3

1. It's spelled "disgusting." There is no such word as "discusting." 2. Do you mean you find oral sex disgusting? And that it's, apparently, because you have "class"? I hate to tell you this, but far classier people than yourself do it on a regular basis. It was considered weird and possibly gross a few decades ago, but is now considered normal and even expected. Unless you mean sucking on it like a mosquito, in which case, yeah, that would be pretty disgusting.

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larisonr 4

The good news being only female mosquitoes suck blood, so you're definitely not gay for this.

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larisonr 4

The good news being only female mosquitoes suck blood, so you're definitely not gay for this.

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HugMyNutz 0

this made my year, after hours i still can't stop laughing

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kdcooper84 0

"There's a skeeter on my Peter get it off"

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BAMF519 0

y do u have a tiny penis

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FatMan23 10

Those Alaska mosquitoes are big enough to suck your dick after they're done feeding off it so..............

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