Miscellaneous and Home improvement: You tried! - FML

You tried!

By Anonymous - 20/02/2021 00:30 - Germany

Today, my mom, not gifted for household chores, proudly announced that she cleaned the toilet. As it turns out, what she'd primarily cleaned was the deodorizer inside the toilet. Then she tried for the stains inside the bowl, unsuccessfully, then she gave up. But yeah, great job. FML

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SM79 6

Saturday 20 February 2021 1:16

Are you incapable of cleaning a toilet? If it bothers you that much, clean it yourself.

diraven 15

Saturday 20 February 2021 5:21

You must have had a fun childhood

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SM79 6

Saturday 20 February 2021 1:16

Are you incapable of cleaning a toilet? If it bothers you that much, clean it yourself.

core01 30

Saturday 20 February 2021 4:58

What is a deodorizer inside a toilet?

SM79 6

Saturday 20 February 2021 17:07

There are deiderizors/cleaners that you stick to the inside of the toilet bowl.

diraven 15

Saturday 20 February 2021 5:21

You must have had a fun childhood

jc1015 25

Sunday 21 February 2021 7:37

get off your ass and do it yourself

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