Weird, Awkward and Work: Yikes

Yikes

By fashionista1787 - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a creepy old guy with awful body odor in my salon. As I was washing his hair, he brought up how he wants to start a garden, and how a woman's monthly flow weirdly helps to make it grow. Then he asked me if I could save up my used tampons for him. FML

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Monday 12 September 2011 8:48

Awkward......

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my_usagi 0

Monday 12 September 2011 15:59

That is so gross

smhlqnick 0

Monday 12 September 2011 16:02

Sick! I'd have told him that he was way out of line there and then seen if someone else could have taken over for you. I bet he didn't even leave you a tip.