Health, Sex, Covid, Ghosting and Pandemic: Unmasked - FML

Unmasked

By crushedgal - 30/12/2021 07:59

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Today, I found out I have Covid, from a guy who ghosted me last week after sex. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 30 December 2021 14:11

You'll most likely recover from the Covid. The real concern is what was wrong with the sex that he doesn't want anymore? How do you know that the guy isn't sick or dead?

randybryant799 20

Thursday 30 December 2021 22:31

Why in the world would you get that close to someone you dont know during a pandemic???

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 30 December 2021 14:11

You'll most likely recover from the Covid. The real concern is what was wrong with the sex that he doesn't want anymore? How do you know that the guy isn't sick or dead?

Plop 17

Thursday 30 December 2021 16:35

You're not familiar with the concept of guys being thirsty asshats who lie for sex?

Charlie Coffman_1920149595 18

Thursday 30 December 2021 18:49

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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randybryant799 20

Thursday 30 December 2021 22:31

Why in the world would you get that close to someone you dont know during a pandemic???

rotflqtms_ 21

Saturday 1 January 2022 1:00

Maybe he didn't ghost you... Maybe covid got the better of him and he's in the hospital.

geerod 16

Thursday 19 September 2024 20:00

Better Covid than a pregnancy!

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Today, my best friend of over 16 years is getting married. I was supposed to be her Maid of Honor. Instead I was uninvited a few weeks ago. FML

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Today, I learned just how “old fashioned” my girlfriend is when we talked about marriage. She said it should be approached as a logically as possible and that I make an ideal partner, based on my ability to provide. And while she sees sex as uninteresting, it is a wifely duty she’s willing to do. FML

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Today, my husband threw an epic temper tantrum because I wouldn’t have sex with him. I recently suffered from a miscarriage and the thought of anything going on down there makes me uncomfortable. He eventually calmed down and said, "Fine, just don’t be surprised if I end up cheating." FML

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