Too Much Sugar - FML

Too Much Sugar

By FML Approved - 20/10/2017 22:00 - United States - New York

Sometimes all you can do is sit back and let them get it out of their systems.

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gobiteme2 34

Saturday 21 October 2017 22:28

when she/he stopped at the top of the stairs, she/he could have stuck a paw out and tripped his ass for running in the house.

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gobiteme2 34

Saturday 21 October 2017 22:28

when she/he stopped at the top of the stairs, she/he could have stuck a paw out and tripped his ass for running in the house.

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Today, after 10+ years of being best friends, I finally told my best friend "I love you" while we were on the phone. To which she said, "That's OK, but…" and continued the conversation. Maybe I shouldn't have drank so much, or waited so long. We're both in happy marriages, with kids with other people now though. FML

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Today, I went with my friend door-to-door selling chocolates. We went to the first house, and the guy decided to buy a chocolate from each of us. He didn't have change and neither did we, so he just took the chocolates and slammed the door in our face. FML

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Today, as I tried to get off the bus, my bag and the hand holding it got stuck between the exit doors. I dropped the bag in panic, but the driver wouldn't let me off until we got to the next stop. I had to walk all the way back to get my bag. FML

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Today, I was in IKEA, furniture shopping with my dad. He was looking at one couch that was particularly small. I said "dad that couch is for like a midget." I look over to see a midget looking at me, sitting on the same couch in a different color. He definitely heard me. FML

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