Too late

By John W. - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was driving my eight year-old son to school when a guy cut me off, prompting me to yell "Douche bag!" as a reflex out of the window. Realizing my mistake, I turned to my son and told him to never, ever talk like that. His response was, "Too late, douche bag." FML
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xMeganMayhem 6

Way to go, douche bag.

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hateevryone 14

time for some discipline. but don't feel bad. if that jerk hadn't cut you off, you wouldn't have reacted like that.

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FMLsOhilarious 6

lol, your son soaks things up like a sponge

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redcanary 0

Everybody slips up once in awhile. Too bad it always seems to happen when they're at that age...

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jewelsfml 0

nice! it only takes once

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slon02 7

What a coincidence- I once read this situation, word for word, in a joke book.

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devinewind 4

You have inspired me to have children now. Thankyou.

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zaz2408 0

When you tell a kid not to say a word, they say it, and or use it against you. If they do continue to say that, tell them what it means. I Guarantee they will then never say it again. :) how I know dis? While babysitting my cousin I was watching a video, and they said douchebag, he loved dat word. Repeated it, called the cat a DB, me, and a-movie that. I then told him to shutup. Upon being told I was a douchebag I then told him the meaning. Five minutes later, his parents come home. He said nothing and I got an extra 10$ >:)

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punkin_26 16

yeah, how would you explain what **** meant? The worst of all the curse words. My son picked that up from his father and after trying to punish him everytime he said it I tried a new tactic, just ignore it. Eventually he stopped saying it and now even tells people who say it around him that it is a bad word. He's 3 and he knows all the really bad words and also all the not so nice words like 'shut up'. And he knows that I don't approve of him saying them. I also dont think that smacking your kid across the face is the way to go. That was for you ~shedevil~

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perrin1701 5

Shit, I've got a 7 year old son who knows that daddy words are off limits to him

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