By CharlieOrion - 04/05/2012 12:25 - United Kingdom - Northampton

Today, the school nurse called me in. She said she knew I was pregnant and she was worried about how it was affecting my grades. I'm not pregnant. Apparently I'm just stupid and fat. FML
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CharlieOrion 7

Hey, I'm OP- and I'm really not that fat! I've just gained weight quickly, cause I'm stressed about exams... This didn't really help much!

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tidbits5197 28

And then you got drunk, went to the liquor store, grabbed two cases of beer and urinated on a pregnancy test just to prove you were just fat. xD I could totally see how this FML and the last one go hand in hand

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carmenm 6

That's so wrong of your school nurse to just assume something like that.. Wtf

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hilary56 0

Just study and exercise, study and exercise!! :) things will get better and btw the nurse is rude to just assume…

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grace12898 0

You'll never be able to go to the nurse for a bandaid or cough drop again

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misskelskels 0

Ouch! How dare she

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Steve95401 49

Good luck on your exams Charlie. Don't let stress get the best of you.

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kims0706 10

Well on the upside, at least your not pregnant.. :/ sorry op

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joshuadavid 0

That's terrible

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strokedturbogsxr 3

Maybe you are just stupid enough to realize that you actually are pregnant?

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cheyennerosi33 0

School nurses are all ass holes **** them all

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marisa1436 5

You are a smartypants and beautiful. She's blind and brain dead xP lol

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