Miscellaneous: Today, swimming with a friend, we had the bright idea of throwing...

By monjecalvo - 07/08/2012 23:59 - Costa Rica - Alajuela

Today, swimming with a friend, we had the bright idea of throwing our swimsuits into the water, letting the current bring them back. Mine never came back. FML

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DeadxManxWalking 27

Friday 27 May 2016 17:44

and what did we learn today? Poseidon is a pervert.

Kakapo4Ever 11

Friday 27 May 2016 17:44

It pains me to think people like you exist. What was the benefit or fun in doing this even if it had worked?

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Fenbrae 17

Friday 27 May 2016 21:41

This is what happens when people preach about video games making gamers violent. They turn to stupid stuff like this.

Kakapo4Ever 11

Friday 27 May 2016 22:57

what

FalloutScrolls 25

Friday 27 May 2016 23:20

404: Logic Not Found

LPac5295 27

Saturday 28 May 2016 22:35

What the **** are you even talking about?

Aspirax 13

Saturday 28 May 2016 0:49

This is 4 years old.. Does it even deserve comment?

kingdomgirl94 29

Saturday 28 May 2016 1:06

What the **** is it doing at the top of latest FML's?

caterfly 14

Saturday 28 May 2016 5:23

Historical FMLs is coming

ChrisHavok 5

Sunday 29 May 2016 0:39

this is unbelievably stupid, to be blunt.

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