Intimacy: Today, my roommate told me that unscented deodorant prevents...

By AllieOops - 17/08/2011 09:14 - United States

Today, my roommate told me that unscented deodorant prevents ingrown hairs on the bikini line. She shared this beauty tip with me when I caught her using my Lady Speed Stick on her snatch. FML

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By Philip - 17/02/2017 16:00 - Australia

Today, my roommate told me that when he takes a shower he likes to swipe the bar of soap in between his butt cheeks, "like a credit card." I use that soap on my face. FML

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Wednesday 17 August 2011 15:54

...not unscented anymore...

mashamanya 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 15:52

is it true? that it prevents ingrowns?

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brianandtommy 4

Wednesday 3 October 2012 8:11

Yes it's true

xxEternalRain 13

Thursday 3 January 2013 5:41

How are people this gullible?

SexyMexi21 23

Monday 15 September 2014 21:35

Well does it lol

Rocket___Candy 24

Friday 17 October 2014 19:16

Actually, it does help soothe your skin from becoming irritated due to shaving but i dont know about the ingrown hairs part

96isntassexyas69 20

Saturday 2 May 2015 12:41

Gross, I know how you feel OP. I've been in somewhat similar situations with my roommate.

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