Love: Today, my husband and I announced our upcoming divorce. My friends...

By a - 10/04/2013 19:09 - United States

Today, my husband and I announced our upcoming divorce. My friends told me how sorry they were and that they're available for whatever I need. His friends told him to just call the girl from last weekend and get himself laid again. FML

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Comments

sweethang26 7

Friday 12 April 2013 6:13

...And that's the difference between girls and guys..

IsRaeliPrinCess 8

Friday 12 April 2013 12:37

Good call on the divorce

olfool 3

Saturday 13 April 2013 19:31

What do you care? you're getting divorced to him.

Late_night83 25

Sunday 14 April 2013 4:09

Suck.

escobar07 10

Monday 15 April 2013 19:51

Well what do you expect him to do? Not bust a nut? Go Get yourself some **** to

Ruuku 11

Monday 22 April 2013 12:45

top lad

garret420 3

Friday 26 April 2013 5:55

Take his ass for every thing he's worth

Anyb0dyTh 8

Friday 9 August 2013 5:39

Awe. That's sad. Hope you feel better

fourth_line_dust 20

Saturday 26 April 2014 19:03

Divorcing is dumb

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 12 July 2015 17:27

Good thing you're getting divorced.

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