Love: Today, my girlfriend of 8 years dumped me. When I asked if there...

By blaise - 13/04/2009 17:39 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 8 years dumped me. When I asked if there was another guy, she responded, "You were the other guy". FML

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OperationNicole_fml 0

Monday 13 April 2009 23:12

Oh snap :|

22_fml 0

Monday 13 April 2009 23:12

wow thats bad.....you should find the other guy and tell him just to get her back.

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NotxxLucky 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 1:38

Awww:( **** bitches mannn

mykon_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 1:40

holy shit! 8 yearS!!!

LoverBoy13 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 1:41

dude that's messed up. I feel so sorry for you

Weil 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 1:41

Congratulations, jackass. You just wasted 8 years of your life.

Tick_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 1:41

wtf, 8 years ??? goshdamn. find the other guy when she's with him. bring a machete.

sarah2144 14

Tuesday 14 April 2009 1:53

Why is this under the money category? Anyway, that sucks dude...

MrBadLuck 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 1:53

What can I say? Women cheat way more than men and always make it worse than men.

Raesin 21

Thursday 10 November 2011 21:31

I'd say women and men both cheat just as much as each other.

the_boss_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 1:54

sorry bro, that sucks

yoyo018 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 1:59

awe that sucks u need to find a girl who is not well a word i shouldnt say

log1k 3

Tuesday 14 April 2009 2:02

wow, 8 years man? Either tie the not or get outta there... but it seems she did the latter

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