Love Today, my boyfriend of over two years said he wants to get married...

Anonymous - 22/06/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of over two years said he wants to get married before he leaves for basic training. Not because he loves me, but because he'll get paid more if he's married. This is the only time he's been excited about marriage. FML

41 846

4 974

Women's Day: Equality and Laughter
Stories that celebrate women in a light-hearted and humorous way, because equality can also be a source of joy! …

Dependa

Anonymous - 03/07/2009 23:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me explaining that he is getting married this weekend to a woman he met on Craigslist. Why? Because I won't marry him, and he'll make an extra thousand dollars per month having a wife since he is in the army. FML

46 668

12 289

loserface23 - 28/05/2009 19:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years asked me to marry him so that we can consolidate our student loans. FML

56 727

3 989

Ginger - 03/10/2010 18:34 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend told me I should finish school early and get a job so we can get married, because then he'll have enough money to buy the truck he's had his eyes on for our whole relationship. FML

28 498

4 003

So touching…

weddinggirl - - Germany

Today, my boyfriend of five years finally asked me to marry him. He said, "We could save on taxes if we got married… What do you think?" That was the most romantic thing he's said to me in the last two years. FML

34 735

10 196

Agata - 21/12/2009 16:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years announced that he is not ready for marriage, and won’t be for 'at least' another 2 years. Of course he waited to tell me this 2 days after he had proposed to me in front of hundreds of people, I said yes, and we announced it to all our family members and friends. FML

33 265

2 892

undanya__four - 10/04/2015 20:19 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML

33 230

3 702

I guess not - 02/08/2016 13:24

Today, my boyfriend of three years asked me if I ever wanted to get married. I said yes. He said, 'But what happens if you never find a guy who likes you that much?' FML

15 467

1 120

Reasonable dude

Anonymous - 03/04/2020 02:00 - South Africa

Today, my fiancé told me that he expects me to agree to quit my job to cook and clean after we get married, or he will not show up at our wedding. He earns minimum wage and my salary is 17 times higher than his. FML

2 948

577

Rolax - 06/11/2008 09:38 - France

Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML

60 438

6 059

Not gonna happen

how bout no! - 09/10/2020 17:01 - United States - Hesperia

Today, my boyfriend of 5 years said that he wants to marry and spend his life with me. But first he wants to go be wild and single for a few years before settling down. Not only does he not see a problem with this, he expects me to wait and be faithful to him while he “gets it out of his system”. FML

1 808

153

GeneGenie 0

Wednesday 23 June 2010 1:30

I hope you said no?

jynxpawzz 11

Wednesday 23 June 2010 1:36

Wow. My husband and I just got married today. He's also in the military. And he could care less about the money. I mean yea, it's going to help with bills for our house and stuff but we got married because we love each other. And let me tell you. being apart is the hardest thing ever. so if he's only thinking about the money don't bother in putting yourself through a long distance relationship. seriously.

paintingflower14 0

Tuesday 6 July 2010 8:40

My boyfriend just enlisted, the thing that sucks for me, i have 2 more years of high school!!!!!! If you truely love him, nd he can say the same about you then go for it. but if you dont believe he really loves you, then i say that ass can wait

bookah 1

Friday 16 July 2010 4:18

Do not do it. trust me, not worth it!

jen_ray22 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 14:26

you suck! oauiehiauhedf aisodufhaoidsfh aosidfhaoisdfh aosidfhjaoisdhf a;oisdfjhaoidhf asdfiuoh aousdhfaosidfh asodiufhapo;dufh ad;lfiuhasdoufh a;osdufhasiudf ahdfhh aoisdfhuiure wOIEFDHJOZNF OADUISHFOUHAOSDIUFH

ninjateee 2

Tuesday 28 September 2010 17:10

fyl for dating someone in the military. they are all like that about getting married, only in it for the money!

kgreen07 0

Monday 25 April 2011 15:01

that's actually against th law. he could get in serious trouble for that. the military considers that fraud.

Xanthnimby 0

Monday 30 May 2011 17:12

Thats we call a marine marriage and he could get njp for it

kingofchips 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 6:24

You said no right?

cytheria_fml 0

Monday 18 July 2011 20:45

That is what both of my older brothers did...and probably will happen with my younger brother. One admits he married for the money. The other gives more loving attention to his Xbox and alcohol than his wife to the point I suspect he's done the same...especially bc he was never interested in marrying her until he enlisted.