By Anonymous - 14/04/2014 20:12 - United States - Ellicott City

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Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend yelled, "STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!" I couldn't finish. FML
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Scubanaut 13

Did you quit her cold turkey?

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"I'LL HOP ON YOU LIKE THE EASTER BUNNY!"

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WTFJRW22 2

I would've laughed my ass off. I wouldn't have stopped and I would definitely still been able to finish. My wife and I have that type of sexy funny anything goes relationship in the bedroom

You should have yelled back "Don't tell me what to do!" and walked out.

turkey..damn. she must be really looking forward to Thanksgiving then.

That's what happens when you date a country girl. FYL