By Kingspin - 30/03/2011 16:14 - Canada
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...How would I explain the third degree burns and traces of bacon grease? And he ran off luckily.
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AKALurch
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how is it an FML??? did u do anything about it or did u just sit there nd think " this is a good FML, I'll let it happen"
Dump the bacon grease on him.
how would he make bacon if hes still picking the lock, whered the bacon comefrom?
What about the belly bacon?
he probally wanted some bacon ya should of gave him some cheapscape
Rdozer
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Dang, that bacon must have smelled GOOOD!
****** bacon? :o
kingjames2306
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he was gonna do a B.E. and leave something in your house.------ Dane Cook
Bacon & Entering? Is that a crime?
Wooooo what did u do
MyNameIsBruce
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11-Hahahaha! Way to go Doc!
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Let him go to sleep hearing the sound of a 12 gauge.
open the door then splash the very hot bacon grease on the asshole. then say "pick that mother ******" and for good measure kick him square in the sack, then in the face and ribs. then call the cops. don't forget to say "i was terrified!! I thought the guy was going to break in and kill me!!". blame the face and rib injuries on him "falling down".