Health: Today, I tried to remove my contact lens, but it wouldn't budge.... - FML

By Seeing Red - 28/03/2018 19:00 - Canada - Millbrook

Today, I tried to remove my contact lens, but it wouldn't budge. Turns out I was pulling on my cornea. I now have a pool of blood in my eye. FML

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LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

Wednesday 28 March 2018 21:21

I just don't see how you can **** up that bad. I mean, when your contacts are already dry, its hard to tell the difference between eye and contact, but im not sure why you just didn't check. I can see my contact when I look in mirror.

IAmClay 24

Wednesday 28 March 2018 19:44

I didn’t see that coming

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acmariner99 25

Thursday 29 March 2018 2:42

Kinda my worst fear come to life right here. I’ll stick with glasses thanks.

EnvyMe33 26

Thursday 29 March 2018 5:29

How high or drunk were you when you did this?!? Seriously if you need contacts because you can’t see it would be obvious if you were wearing them or not.

bigdaddyeric 36

Thursday 29 March 2018 6:09

I just threw up a little in my mouth and thanked God again for the wisdom 10 years ago to wear glasses....

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