Love: Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We... - FML

By mandy - 05/09/2009 02:19 - United States

Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We were all having a good time, and suddenly at the end of dinner he decides to kneel down on one knee, take out an engagement ring, and say "I choose you, Pikachu," with a straight face. He was serious. FML

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bluelabeled 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 9:07

ahaha. that's cute :p nerdy, but cute.

ciaobella_fml 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 9:07

Aw thats so cute, did you say yes?

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Pukhalove 4

Tuesday 16 July 2013 22:29

at least he is original :p

Fluffasuars_Rawr 15

Thursday 1 August 2013 2:32

I think its cute ^.^

headphonesrock 5

Tuesday 6 August 2013 4:37

Say yes the way you described it sounds adorable

LissaMccracken 23

Thursday 15 August 2013 4:54

That's adorable and clever...

Slawter16 24

Saturday 17 August 2013 18:25

That is goddamn adorable. Why do you think your life is ****** because he proposed in a fun, nerdy way? I would have said yes straightaway.

Marineman23 3

Wednesday 28 August 2013 23:22

Your getting married!!! Who cares?!?!?

toriangel17 14

Saturday 7 September 2013 4:43

That's awesome!

missd420 16

Saturday 7 September 2013 10:33

Am I totally weird for thinking that's adorable?

SparkleMiner 2

Friday 13 September 2013 6:29

Awwwwww say yes and why is this an fml?

abc429 5

Monday 23 September 2013 5:17

Your a bitch

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