Love: Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We... - FML

By mandy - 05/09/2009 02:19 - United States

Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We were all having a good time, and suddenly at the end of dinner he decides to kneel down on one knee, take out an engagement ring, and say "I choose you, Pikachu," with a straight face. He was serious. FML

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bluelabeled 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 9:07

ahaha. that's cute :p nerdy, but cute.

ciaobella_fml 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 9:07

Aw thats so cute, did you say yes?

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LovelyGirl9 0

Monday 25 June 2012 5:30

That's adorable! Of course a little nerdy but so sweet! I don't see how this is an FML moment. I hope you said yes. That's cute :)

im_emile 4

Tuesday 26 June 2012 0:28

I think that's really cute. :)

DeadBitch 5

Sunday 1 July 2012 23:44

Awwww(:

Smith_savy 1

Thursday 5 July 2012 11:07

I would LOVE that!!!

doglover100 28

Friday 6 July 2012 18:03

I think it's cute.

SpearD 4

Thursday 12 July 2012 23:10

That freaking rocks!

ChicaChica5683 0

Saturday 14 July 2012 8:26

That's adorable

kristirhong 12

Friday 27 July 2012 20:08

...I'd actually think that's hella cute, but he'd have to say it right afterwards to make it official.

Thefreatsabin1 0

Monday 30 July 2012 6:19

Well i hope u said yes thats priceless haha

Kitsune96 8

Monday 6 August 2012 7:04

Why is this an FML?! I would freak in happiness if this happened!

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