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By Noname - 09/03/2009 17:04 - Canada

Today, I was rubbing my dog's belly. He seemed to be enjoying it, his penis "came out". My boyfriend was walking by and said "at least you turn someone on." FML

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By bunny - 16/08/2009 13:58 - United States

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Tuesday 10 March 2009 0:31

you should have said "at least someone can get it up"

Yunie_fml 0

Monday 9 March 2009 23:02

Nice guy. Been together long?

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ticklemepink188 0

Monday 18 May 2009 23:38

ouch! agreed with #3

MisterIcee 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 6:20

That's pretty funny..

dramakat11 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 21:03

Break up with him! If he says it was a joke tell him it's not funny.

overachiever 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 22:41

What an ass. Dump him.

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Wednesday 29 July 2009 19:09

"Kick him in the ****"? LMAO

adelulf 0

Friday 13 November 2009 19:45

Quick wit for a douchebag.

Anteezy 7

Sunday 20 December 2009 18:55

Red rocket!!!

ImpatientFemale 0

Friday 8 January 2010 21:04

cupsie89 0

Friday 29 January 2010 23:18

RED ROCKET!

thatisjank 0

Wednesday 24 March 2010 5:38

he was probably just joking around...haha boyfriends do that FYI.

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