Miscellaneous: Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family.... - FML

By gbhlaughingstock - 18/08/2009 19:20 - United States

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Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML

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sawdy 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 2:01

your dad is a BBEAST!!!!!!!!!

shaniqualee 2

Wednesday 19 August 2009 2:00

Suck the foam off

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phdintypos 1

Thursday 22 September 2011 12:09

You got a wicked dad...

hintza 10

Friday 23 September 2011 19:51

HAHAHA! That's the best thing I've read all day!

thekewlest69 9

Wednesday 5 October 2011 8:12

haha what a great fam u got haha

emerluvsu 6

Wednesday 2 November 2011 1:27

Wow. Just wow. Parents have no idea of anything, do they?

Suzy456 2

Wednesday 23 November 2011 0:14

I'm sorry but I had to laugh

kaykay458 2

Friday 6 January 2012 19:58

haha i cant rate this one :p i just think its awesome

rachilio 26

Saturday 7 January 2012 5:35

Let's hope it's not a catholic school. I go to one and trust me we think stuff like that further than we should

ThatOneGirlStar 2

Thursday 12 January 2012 19:46

lmfao EPIC! I seriously just laughed so hard I fell out of my chair!!

JustStella 28

Saturday 11 February 2012 22:25

I'm still laughing at this... So priceless.

husky22 0

Sunday 12 February 2012 15:04

lol ur dad wins at life! how many people yelled thats what she said? i wouldve XD

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