Kids: Today, I took the 6 year old I'm babysitting to the mall to see...

By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 21:01 - United States

Today, I took the 6 year old I'm babysitting to the mall to see Santa after weeks of her begging. We got there in time to see him get out of his Prius and dress in the parking lot. FML

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By unknown - 17/12/2012 11:37 - Canada

Today, I brought my 6-year-old to the mall to sit on Santa's lap. She told him what she wanted and smiled for the picture. When the lady told her that her turn was over, she began throwing a fit, pulling off Santa's beard in the process. This caused all the kids in line to begin sobbing. FML

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By santashelper - 05/12/2011 23:32 - United States

Today, I took my kids to the mall to see Santa. While waiting in line, my eldest got bored and loudly complained, "I don't know why we're here. Santa's not even real." I don't think any of the kids within a hundred feet took the news very well. FML

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By childdreamkiller - 08/12/2011 17:41 - Canada

Today, I took my daughter to see Santa at the mall. When I went to pick her up from Santa's lap, my watch snagged on his beard, pulling it off in front of my daughter and about twenty kids in line. My daughter still isn't speaking to me. FML

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By I said whaat - 18/12/2012 16:50

Today, I was in the mall for the second day in a row with my 7-year-old brother. As we walked past Santa he asked me, "Why does Santa look different today"? Not thinking, I said, "Because each mall has a different Santa." FML

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By Santa - 12/12/2011 21:45 - Canada

Today, I was working at the mall as Santa, when a little girl took a shit in my lap. FML

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By perenoel - 03/12/2011 16:24 - France

Today, I dressed up as Santa Claus for my employees' children. After seeing all the others, my daughter's turn arrived. She sat on my lap, put her lips to my ear, and whispered softly: "I want a new dad." FML

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By JessThompson - 05/12/2012 16:50 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, after telling my young kids all about Santa, his reindeer and his sleigh, we saw him. Smoking a cigarette in the beat-up car next to ours at a red light. FML

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By still had to pay - 23/12/2012 21:36 - Australia

Today, I took my 5-year old daughter to get a photo taken with Santa, when she asked the dreaded question of why this Santa looked different from one at the other store. Before I could placate her, some cunt of a kid yelled, "Because he's not real, dumbass!" FML

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By moopymoplady - 29/11/2011 00:44 - Canada

Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2012 05:15 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I accidentally knocked over a mall Santa on his way to meet some children. I've never had that many hate-filled eyes on me at once. FML

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Wednesday 7 December 2011 0:30

At least she saw santa :)

jonan1212 5

Wednesday 7 December 2011 0:36

And his little santas too

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BiGaL12343 7

Thursday 8 December 2011 8:02

Tell them the real santa lives in lapland and that this one is one of his clones/holograms

troublegum 21

Thursday 8 December 2011 10:27

Lol, why would Santa drive around naked?

Solid_Waters 4

Saturday 17 December 2011 3:03

Pretttttttttty sure he was wearing plainclothes under the Santa outfit. Just sayin'.

Solid_Waters 4

Saturday 17 December 2011 3:00

What a stupid Santa.

TheEpicPies 15

Saturday 24 December 2011 0:37

Merry Christmas, from Santa

hurrican_fml 0

Saturday 5 May 2012 1:01

At least you'll never have to take her again

ax1995 9

Tuesday 6 August 2013 21:30

FHL, the poor man drives a prius...

Quadroblitz 10

Friday 20 September 2013 2:31

At least we know he wasn't some random hobo they pulled off the street.

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