Miscellaneous: Today, I timed my walk to work perfectly so that I avoided getting... - FML

By Daralea - 28/09/2011 17:54 - Canada

Today, I timed my walk to work perfectly so that I avoided getting sprayed by the rotating sprinklers along the street. As soon as I successfully passed the last sprinkler, a bus sped by me, hit a puddle, and covered me head to toe in muddy water. FML

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Daralea 21

Wednesday 28 September 2011 23:05

They always do, and I don't know why. They even have it aimed at the sidewalks half the time.

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BentlieBabe44 6

Wednesday 28 September 2011 22:24

That's unfortunate.

windfuelsfire 10

Wednesday 28 September 2011 22:26

Now you have to learn the bus schedule perfectly

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spencerchu 0

Friday 30 September 2011 4:15

now u can run through the sprinklers to wash the mud off you

bubbles42597 0

Friday 30 September 2011 4:32

After that, you shoulda just turned around and taken a shower in the sprinklers at least Then youd be clean :)

Andygk15 3

Friday 30 September 2011 5:00

Sounds fun

daboar 5

Friday 30 September 2011 5:36

remind me of final destination, lol

jjdominguez 0

Friday 30 September 2011 6:23

Tht sucks

thelastlucifer 17

Friday 30 September 2011 7:35

you can't fight fate :)

Hisfav1 6

Friday 30 September 2011 13:43

Calssic, sorry op :P

JTapp95_fml 0

Friday 30 September 2011 15:32

My oh my, doesn't that just suck ): (sarcasm not intended)

KaskStunter 4

Friday 30 September 2011 17:55

You got to the end of the level but lost the fight with the boss. Insert coin to continue...

FMLsOhilarious 6

Saturday 1 October 2011 0:01

Hehe, what a series of unfortunate events. Bet you wish you had gotten hit by the sprinklers instead.

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